Game Thread: Yankees @ Twins 6:40pm 6/8/2022

[rwilfong86]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:19 AM, mnfireman said:

Twins chased Gausman on Sunday, Taillon last night, and Cortes tonight. The offense does not appear to be the problem.....

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And couldn't hit Detroit at all last week. I like this version of the offense.

[notoriousgod71]

Bullpen... Why?

[LVTwinsfan]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:21 AM, mnfireman said:

Nooo, six inches outside called a strike....

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It was outside. It’s funny you think that’s  six inches

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Alright Grif! Mow ‘em down!

[Squirrel]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:21 AM, wsnydes said:

Don't jinx yourself now!

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There’s a solution for that … turn around 3 times, fast, spit over your right shoulder, then your left,then throw a handful of salt in the air.

Or the @LVTwinsfan method … 5 shots of tequila

[Aggies7]

Just got home, what I miss?

[stringer bell]

Justin just called a 4-1 lead in the sixth a “comfortable lead”. ?☹️

[Richie the Rally Goat]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:24 AM, Aggies7 said:

Just got home, what I miss?

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Thus far a good game!

[LVTwinsfan]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:23 AM, Squirrel said:

There’s a solution for that … turn around 3 times, fast, spit over your right shoulder, then your left,then throw a handful of salt in the air.

Or the @LVTwinsfan method … 5 shots of tequila

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You said 5. I was stopping at 2. I need to drive home 

[Squirrel]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:24 AM, stringer bell said:

Justin just called a 4-1 lead in the sixth a “comfortable lead”. ?☹️

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Do I need to send him a text about turning around and spitting and throwing salt?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:26 AM, LVTwinsfan said:

You said 5. I was stopping at 2. I need to drive home 

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Good choice. Drive safe

[Squirrel]

Ooou, I like that! Check swing strike out!

[wsnydes]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:23 AM, Squirrel said:

There’s a solution for that … turn around 3 times, fast, spit over your right shoulder, then your left,then throw a handful of salt in the air.

Or the @LVTwinsfan method … 5 shots of tequila

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Both of those sound like the end result is me on the bathroom floor covered in my own puke.

[Squirrel]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:26 AM, LVTwinsfan said:

You said 5. I was stopping at 2. I need to drive home 

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I wouldn’t drive after one, so it’s all relative ?

[CRF]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:26 AM, Squirrel said:

Do I need to send him a text about turning around and spitting and throwing salt?

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Yes, please!

[Squirrel]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:27 AM, wsnydes said:

Both of those sound like the end result is me on the bathroom floor covered in my own puke.

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TMI, dude

[LVTwinsfan]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:24 AM, stringer bell said:

Justin just called a 4-1 lead in the sixth a “comfortable lead”. ?☹️

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Yeah that’s funny stuff, he should have been a comedian

[Mill1634]

Chicago is down 3-1 to the Dodgers in the B5. Cleveland is up 5-0 in the middle of a rain delay. They will resume sometime in the B5.

[mnfireman]

Where did that one miss...

[gil4]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:12 AM, nicksaviking said:

Jeffers is allowed to do that?!? 

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He has my permission. (Not that I have been withholding it to this point.)

 

[wsnydes]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:26 AM, Squirrel said:

Do I need to send him a text about turning around and spitting and throwing salt?

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I think it is required at this point.

Game thread rules!

[Aggies7]

I might have sent archer out for another, but glad he was allowed to go 5 and didn’t even spontaneously combust

[Vanimal46]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:27 AM, wsnydes said:

Both of those sound like the end result is me on the bathroom floor covered in my own puke.

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The tequila for sure. I learned in my mid 20s I can not handle that alcohol. 

[LVTwinsfan]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:27 AM, Squirrel said:

I wouldn’t drive after one, so it’s all relative ?

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It’s all in fun, to be perfectly honest, I haven’t had a drink in 38 years

[wsnydes]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:27 AM, Squirrel said:

TMI, dude

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Just sayin!  There are consequences either way!

None are glamorous!

[Aggies7]

Impressive inning for jax

[LVTwinsfan]

Jax or better

[wsnydes]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:29 AM, Vanimal46 said:

The tequila for sure. I learned in my mid 20s I can not handle that alcohol. 

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Definitely not a fan either.

[MMMordabito]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:30 AM, Aggies7 said:

Impressive inning for jax

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Call him Captain 

[Squirrel]

  On 6/9/2022 at 1:30 AM, LVTwinsfan said:

It’s all in fun, to be perfectly honest, I haven’t had a drink in 38 years

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Good for you … I rarely drink anymore … that one tequila night cured quite a lot of that