While I am very much in favor of robo umps, I'm gonna miss those crazy frame jobs by Ryan Jeffers. 

3 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

 Is that an avian or a non-avian dinosaur? 

Yes.

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Yes.

Does TD send you an auto-alert any time someone types “space-o-r-space”?

5 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Does TD send you an auto-alert any time someone types “space-o-r-space”?

Great idea!

 

Brock, make it so.

Arraez would really irritate me if he was on the other team.

Just now, USAFChief said:

Arraez would really irritate me if he was on the other team.

Yes. He reminds me a bit of Pedroia, for example, though Luis lacks the same power.

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Brock, make it so.

Or else?

Justin Upton to sign with Seattle. 

2 out RBI. The key to life.

Kepler showing Keller the importance of "p" as the third letter of the last name.

2 out hits with RISP. Didn’t even know that was allowed

A pair of runs in the third and another pair in the sixth. 

So good to see Kep going oppo occasionally. Why did it take until now to teach him that?

And Gary is just money right now. 

Schwarber wouldn’t have liked that one either. 

Gio is about the same size and build as former Twin third baseman John Castino. 

Just now, stringer bell said:

Gio is about the same size and build as former Twin third baseman John Castino. 

By the time he's done he might be as infamous as well. 

 

Ryan looked scared od Dozier

1 hour ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

You mean flakes of puffed corn?

 

Mmmm....

It’s rice

Oh come on Rocco have some guts

I’m going to be on the road tomorrow, so I don’t know if I’ll be able to join the Game Thread, but if Kepler plays, he’ll tie Mike Blowers for third among games played by those born in Germany. He also recently passed Blowers for third in RBIs (or RsBI, if that’s your grammatical preference. He trails Glenn Hubbard and pre-1900s Bill Kuehne in both. In WAR, he trails only Hubbard and a pre-1900s pitcher, good old Pretzels Getzein. 

(By the way, Chief, did you get a chance to see either Kuehne or Getzein in action?)

3 minutes ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

It’s rice

So Chief shouldn't be opposed to it.

This is exactly the time to let Ryan be the starter you hope him to be and finish the inning. 

Sure hope it is our choice for Thielbar to face 3 batters...

Nice job!

It worked out but I’d have liked to see the #1 finish that inning

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Sure hope it is our choice for Thielbar to face 3 batters...

Only needs to face one if it ends the inning. I think if he starts the next inning, he has to go at least 2 more, though.

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Sure hope it is our choice for Thielbar to face 3 batters...

Or maybe save him for a similar situation tomorrow. 

in 1888 Pretzels pitched over 400 innings, 

23 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Justin Upton to sign with Seattle. 

As in a contract to play for thmajor league baseball team that calls that city home?

 

Good for him! 

And them!

2 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Only needs to face one if it ends the inning. I think if he starts the next inning, he has to go at least 2 more, though.

So we still have a choice?