2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I've either had too much scotch to enjoy this, or not enough.  I can't see decide which.

I'll wager too much.

Just now, USAFChief said:

I'll wager too much.

Autocorrect definitely got the better of me there. 

 

And maybe the scotch too...

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Autocorrect definitely got the better of me there. 

 

I've never heard of that scotch brand before ... is it good?

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

And Chief is on a roll!

Don't tell him that.  He'll keep telling jokes!

Celestino is livin right

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Don't tell him that.  He'll keep telling jokes!

He would even if I didn't ... 

Just now, Squirrel said:

I've never heard of that scotch brand before ... is it good?

Not really.  It's rather unpredictable and has a harsh finish.  Especially when I'm the company of others.

12 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

They have the same middle name. 

I believe they also both conquered Persia.

7 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

You can't see, or you can't decide? Which

Would that be Glenfiddich or Glenlivet

Just now, wsnydes said:

Especially when I'm the company of others

Um ... what?

Yes, Celestino is improved. Yes, he is an asset in the field, but I've never seen more soft hits. What is his BABIP? 

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

He would even if I didn't ... 

Fair point.  Seems safer not to encourage him!

Just now, Schmoeman5 said:

Would that be Glenfiddich or Glenlivet

Glenmorangie.  

Just now, wsnydes said:

Fair point.  Seems safer not to encourage him!

I like living dangerously

Just now, Squirrel said:

Um ... what?

I plead the 5th.

Just now, wsnydes said:

I plead the 5th.

Yeah, a 5th of what I don't wonder

2 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

I believe they also both conquered Persia.

The history books really don't give Winnie the credit he deserved.  

2 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Would that be Glenfiddich or Glenlivet

Glennadams.

Just now, Squirrel said:

Yeah, a 5th of what I don't wonder

I plead the 5th.

3 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

I believe they also both conquered Persia.

Never heard of her.

2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Yes, Celestino is improved. Yes, he is an asset in the field, but I've never seen more soft hits. What is his BABIP? 

.477, including today. 

Perfectly sustainable, I'd say. ?

Sixteen outs, no Ks and honestly, they didn't hit the ball hard in the first inning when they scored the run.

Suddenly, a baseball game interrupts the game thread!

Just now, wsnydes said:

Suddenly, a baseball game interrupts the game thread!

Don't encourage it.

Just now, USAFChief said:

Don't encourage it.

It's either mockery of me or your jokes, soo....

Wow! That camo works so well I couldn't see that the umpires were wearing it too. Damn Chief. You was right 

We are simultaneously the worst team in the history of organized baseball in stealing bases and preventing stolen bases.

What was that throw from Sanchez?

Jax hitting 96-97 consistently on his fastball is so encouraging to see

45 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I get a kick out of Gladden. He's so terrible.

 

One of my favorite Gladden things: Provus will ask him a simple question and Gladden will ramble for 20 seconds without ever coming within 100 yards of addressing the question.

 

I lost patience with Dazzle a while ago. I listen on the radio randomly while driving; if Gladden is on I often never know who’s at bat, what the score is, even what inning we’re in. Then there’s a crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd and Danny says “wow”! Wow, what?!?

He’s not as bad as he used to be in this regard, but I wish they’d put him back in the proverbial bench.