6 minutes ago, PopRiveter said:

Nice to see Winder kept the ball down to Altuve...

...because that's where Altuve is.

?

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

..

 

I'll see myself out. 

Astros have grounded into 13 double plays, the Twins 29.

7 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Never heard that version before, but I couldn't help recalling how my uncle a retired police officer felt about the Beatles. He said they were the ruination of all society values. And when John Lennon was shot he said 1 down 3 to go

Sooooooooo he thought murdering a stranger was less offensive than singing "come together," "give peace a chance," "all you need is love"?

 

Sounds like he'd be a real fun guy at a party. 

?

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

Altuve for one.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

..

 

I'll see myself out. 

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

No.

Ah geez!

Just once?

Just now, PopRiveter said:

Sooooooooo he thought murdering a stranger was less offensive than singing "come together," "give peace a chance," "all you need is love"?

 

Sounds like he'd be a real fun guy at a party. 

?

Different generation. The US government was not a fan of him either

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

..

 

I'll see myself out. 

As a short guy.  I don't get it.

2 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Astros have grounded into 13 double plays, the Twins 29.

So they do something better than the Astros!  All is not lost!

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

..

 

I'll see myself out. 

You're out? 

 

Should we challenge? I thought you was safe. 

3 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Astros have grounded into 13 double plays, the Twins 29.

Save this for the Fun With Numbers thre-... wait, never mind, it's not fun.

Scoreless inning booked

We could use some more of that

And a 4 spot now

Buxton seems to be swinging for the fences and chasing bad pitches again. Will he end up batting >.250?

Make this guy throw out of the stretch, so we don't have to watch the gyrations.

Just now, stringer bell said:

Make this guy throw out of the stretch, so we don't have to watch the gyrations.

Rock a bye baby

This isn't about Kirby Puckett

Nor a young lady from Nantucket 

The TD nannies don't calmly abide

Dirty limerick lines stated or implied

....

 

....

 

 

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This is gonna go right over some folks' head.

 

..

 

I'll see myself out. 

You're out? 

 

Should we challenge? I thought you was safe. 

I am all for implementing a pitch clock right this second. This dude does a full dance routine before going to the plate. 

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

Orange

Noteable with Cleveland coming to town this weekend:

https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1524848621539102720?s=20&t=8rKU3OVsEV1C0voQ2HtVQQ

12 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

The US government was not a fan of him either

The US government can be real fun at parties too.

1 minute ago, Mill1634 said:

Noteable with Cleveland coming to town this weekend:

https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1524848621539102720?s=20&t=8rKU3OVsEV1C0voQ2HtVQQ

I knew Cleveland ownership was cheap, but I had no idea the entire coaching staff was sharing one hotel room on the road.

3 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Noteable with Cleveland coming to town this weekend:

https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1524848621539102720?s=20&t=8rKU3OVsEV1C0voQ2HtVQQ

Your link sent me down a rabbithole. And now I just can't stop chuckling. Did everyone see this?

 

Speed is not Miranda's calling card.

19 minutes ago, Winston Smith said:

Astros have grounded into 13 double plays, the Twins 29.

So what does that mean 

8 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Orange

Orange you glad i didn't say banana?

2 out RBI are the key to winning.

 

Or losing.

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

No!  Suckett!

9 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

This isn't about Kirby Puckett

Nor a young lady from Nantucket 

The TD nannies don't calmly abide

Dirty limerick lines stated or implied

....

 

....

 

 

Somebody help me out here. I need something that rhymes with Puckett and Nantucket. 

A dirty word.  In, you tried to snuck it.

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

So what does that mean 

It means the Twins have grounded into more DPs than the Astros.