2 minutes ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

The other half, such as myself, have watched baseball since 1985?

I'd say 40% say "Rollie who?" You're in the remaining 10%.

The sphinctre?  Where does that break?

Santander is befuddled 

I appreciate Arraez's enthusiasm, but his little footwork dances are getting a little old.

Trevor May lit up again...now rockin an 8.64 ERA for Mets.

No glass jaw on Jeffers

Drama free!

just the way it should be 

Save by Duran, I hope the first of many.

This fella should be the closer.

Smoke show save!  wooooo Twins win!

The reincarnation of dick Woodson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kloseur

Cluck, cluck cluck!

5 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

I would absolutely lose my marbles if we’re in the thick of things come august/September and he’s shut down due to an innings limit

At 10 pitches per inning, there is a good chance he will be OK. 

Another kid steps up to the pressure and handles it

Ya know, i think i like this season a little bit more than last...

Just now, gil4 said:

At 10 pitches per inning, there is a good chance he will be OK. 

Start polishing up those marbles.

I'm bringing this thing to work with me ... I have a nice menagerie there and this will fit in perfectly  

A possible post season or even a WS appearance is never worth a players' irriitabilty.  Just Ask  Bob Gibson, Nolan Ryan, JR Richard and a few other primmma donnas.  LOL!

Fun night tonight with the little one and the wife. Our starter threw us one of his warm up balls.

1 minute ago, aTwinsFanInMaryland said:

Fun night tonight with the little one and the wife. Our starter threw us one of his warm up balls.

Thats a lifetime memory for both.

I love Duran as the closer. The problem is I don't see the Twins being willing to have him appear in back-to-back games.

1B seems to be cursed for the Twins this season. Sano hit under .100 and now Arraez is hitting around .230 when he starts at first base. Combined, our first basement have a .575 OPS this season.

Late, but TWINS WIN!

wasnt the most exciting game, nor was it what I expected, but the Twins got it done. Paddack was pretty good, Joe Smith has been fantastic, Jax performed in his first high leverage inning, and the future of the bullpen is now in the present with Duran. Interesting matchup tomorrow with Zimmerman for the Os. He’s been really good, but hasn’t been traditionally. Gotta take 3 outta 4. 
 

until tomorrow,

ENJOY YOUR CHICKEN!

Wait...

They called up Miranda?

 

How am i always the last to know?

 

Maybe i shoulda read the game thread intro...

 

38 minutes ago, twins_89 said:

Combined, our first basement have a .575 OPS this season.

Don’t know if the “basement” was intentional or not, but it cracked me up!!

I can't remember being so relaxed up 1 run with our closer in the game......Duran seems absolutely unfazed!!!!!!!!