Let's get some runs this inning.

Dozier has looked pretty smooth turning 2.

Plouffe on pace to get HBP 54 times this year. One way to keep the ol' OBP up.

Alright Parms, get the ball out of the IF and get this sumbitch tied up.

Plouffe on pace to get HBP 54 times this year. One way to keep the ol' OBP up.

 

Worked for Biggio.

That'll do.

Around the league report: Not a good day for the Aces.

 

Shields 5IP 4R

Hamel 6IP 6R

Verlander 7IP 3R

Dickey 4.2IP 8R

Strausburg 5.1IP 6R

Price 5IP 8R

 

BTW... Does anyone mind me posting these updates or should it just be Twins related?

That's one way to avoid problems with 2-strike curveball recognition.

Hicks... Alright... That had to feel good for him.

BTW... Does anyone mind me posting these updates or should it just be Twins related?

 

I don't think anyone cares too much about what appears in a game thread.

Sherwalter.

 

 

 

Drink.

Hicksie!

Around the league report: Not a good day for the Aces.

 

We do not know this yet. Reno's game at Colorado Springs has just started.

Keep the updates comin, RB. At least as far as I'm concerned.

OK bullpen. Do your job.

I don't think anyone cares too much about what appears in a game thread.

 

Hmmm, not falling for the trap.

Casilla... We shouldn't have let him go.

 

Just kidding

I have zero confidence in Dunsing.

I don't think anyone cares too much about what appears in a game thread.

 

A gentleman from Nantucket got banned by the mods for thinking this.

A gentleman from Nantucket got banned by the mods for thinking this.

Kirby Puckett?

A gentleman from Nantucket got banned by the mods for thinking this.

I used to live in Nantucket.

Around the league report: Not a good day for the Aces.

 

Shields 5IP 4R

Hamel 6IP 6R

Verlander 7IP 3R

Dickey 4.2IP 8R

Strausburg 5.1IP 6R

Price 5IP 8R

 

BTW... Does anyone mind me posting these updates or should it just be Twins related?

 

We're amending the forum rules. In game threads, you can only post about the following things:

 

- Twins baseball

- Batting helmets full of cottage cheese

- North Korea

- JJ Hardy's dreamy eyes

- Eddie Gaedel

Hmmm, not falling for the trap.

 

A gentleman from Nantucket got banned by the mods for thinking this.

 

There once was a man named Enos....

I used to live in Nantucket.

 

Geez, the mods are now gonna have to ban all of us just for what we are thinking.

I used to live in Nantucket.

 

so... Tell us about the girls

There once was a man named Enos....

 

Forget the twelve-year-olds, my problem is being a bad influence on the (other) old goats here.

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get ya.

I am scared.... Davis is up and I am playing him in fantasy.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get ya.

 

Just to be safe I recommend that everybody envelop their devices in tinfoil.