((optimism))

Hicks on pace for 162 walks this year.

I'm a fan of leadoff walks.

 

 

 

 

Roll one over Joe! (obligatory negative comment)

Roll one over Joe! (obligatory negative comment)

 

Still debating internally whether that is more or less negative than "Roll me over Joe!"

Still debating internally whether that is more or less negative than "Roll me over Joe!"

Punch line to an old joke: "Roll 'er over, Luke!"

Still debating internally whether that is more or less negative than "Roll me over Joe!"

 

We have children reading this site!

We have children reading this site!

 

And if they're mature enough to get that, good on them.

 

(insert gratuitous alcohol reference here)

Meh. At least the Twins are consistently showing decent patience. That's somethin'.

RBI are meaningless.

Doumit has not SPEED ergo he bats 5th and won't beat out a throw....ever.

RBI are meaningless.

 

Not meaningless, they're just useless as an indicator of performance.

Happy to see KC "Get Down Tonight" get through the first. Tough four hitters- 3 outs on 11 pitches. Twins patience in the first was good, too, even if so far unrewarded.

If Hick would have been looking in during his fake steel, we'd have a run on the board.

KC for the complete game at 80 pitches thrown!?!?

KC getting down tonight through 2- 18 pitches. He's a gamer. He gets after it!

Correia looking solid so far.

KC on pace for a 0.00 ERA for the season.

I don't have much in the way of expectations as Correia goes through lineups a second or third time but so far, he has looked really good out there.

Anibel Sanchez on pace for 35 no-hitters this year. //I'm going to catch Snepp in post count, just in this thread.//

Yeesh, Dickbert would have you believe that Philly has 250 foot fences.

In the spirit of teh CBSSports MLB power rankings article today, I'll just say that KC is clearly the best FA signing ever, and we were all (mostly all) wrong.....

I'm going to catch Snepp in post count, just in this thread.//

 

Just tuning in. How does Detroit still have 0?

Just tuning in. How does Detroit still have 0?

 

Accounting error?

Yeesh, Dickbert would have you believe that Philly has 250 foot fences.

Yeah, idiots. Even the green monster isn't that tall.

RBI are meani....useless.

Joe swings at a first pitch.

 

 

Drink.

This is fantastic, if you enjoy watching no hitters.

Korea hasn't look to bad so far (knock on wood); however I can't see how the boys are not hitting Sanchez... This dude sucks.

KC through 4, 1 run on under 60 pitches. Who had that in the pool?