Donaldson out with an injured leg? We missed our chance to unload him!

Just now, ashbury said:

Donaldson out with an injured leg? We missed our chance to unload him!

tight string!

Just now, ashbury said:

Donaldson out with an injured leg? We missed our chance to unload him!

 

Has anyone heard or seen, for that matter, has Joey Gallo shaved his beard off?

50 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Is Gant already here? That seems impossible. 

4 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Has anyone heard or seen, for that matter, has Joey Gallo shaved his beard off?

I imagine quite a few people know.  I am not one of them.

1 minute ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

I imagine quite a few people know.  I am not one of them.

Winner

6 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Team looks lethargic.  Eyes staring off into space, jogging, instead of running. not a drop of sweat (St. Louis in July-impossible).

Sounds like me after a couple hits of Jameson, but I shamble instead of jog. Might shake something loose.

Never moseyed before, but I sashayed for the draft board once (apologies to City Slickers).

Sano scored a run!

19 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Probably a little awkward sleeping in his own bed tonight after an away game.

LOL. How'd I ****ing forget who they're playing today?

It's been a long day, man.

Just now, Squirrel said:

Sano scored a run!

For us?

6 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

I imagine quite a few people know.  I am not one of them.

Thanks.

10 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Has anyone heard or seen, for that matter, has Joey Gallo shaved his beard off?

You should start a thread in the 'Other Baseball' forum titled 'The beardless Gallo watch' ... or something like that  

Simmons with the 2 out RBI knock. 

 

As expected.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Simmons with the 2 out RBI knock. 

 

As expected.

Good thing we kept him around. 

Put Gant in he had 2 home runs in 2018.

 

Permeating everything underneath is this constant rumble and thump ... thank you, Lollapalooza, that awful, awful time of year, every year (except last year ... that was awesome)

Wait, Griffin Jax just batted, in place of the DH? What kind of stupid minor-league nonsense is this? What next, ghost runners on second base in extra innings? Seven-inning doubleheader games?

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Simmons with the 2 out RBI knock. 

 

As expected.

Whaddya think Chief, time for an extension?

Just now, Cap'n Piranha said:

Whaddya think Chief, time for an extension?

Yeah, just not to Simmons.

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Simmons with the 2 out RBI knock. 

 

As expected.

Driving in Sano from second base on a single, as expected.

Harrison Bader.

Darth's kid, id'n it?

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Wait, Griffin Jax just batted, in place of the DH? What kind of stupid minor-league nonsense is this? What next, ghost runners on second base in extra innings? Seven-inning doubleheader games?

 

Just now, USAFChief said:

Harrison Bader.

Darth's kid, id'n it?

Ummm...yes?

Jax is showing strong command, but he just doesn't have an out pitch to strike guys out on. It's going to be hard for him to last in the majors throwing like this.

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Harrison Bader.

Darth's kid, id'n it?

Bader up?

23 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Donaldson out with an injured leg? We missed our chance to unload him!

Didn't know he was loaded...

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Harrison Bader.

Darth's kid, id'n it?

Depends on which dialect of spanish he speaks.

11 minutes ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

For us?

What would an "own goal" look like in baseball?

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Didn't know he was loaded...

More importantly, does he have the proper permits?

This is the first I've ever thought of it, but I'm shocked more people haven't changed their last name to Vader.  A quick google search shows less than 1 in 500,000 people in the world have the last name Vader, with 77% of them living in, of all places, Asia.