GAME THREAD: 7/6/21 Minnesota Twins vs Chicago White Sox, 7:10 PM CDT

[Mike Sixel]

Disappointing. 

[Cap'n Piranha]

11 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

So it seems Kepler May still have a pulse. 

Who is Kepler May?!?

[Cap'n Piranha]

Can anyone explain to me why this game is currently being played?

[USAFChief]

I've mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating...I've watched a lot of MLB baseball, and this team is the worst I've ever seen at playing the game. By a wide margin. 

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I've mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating...I've watched a lot of MLB baseball, and this team is the worst I've ever seen at playing the game. By a wide margin. 

Yeah but at least they finish their games quickly.

[Cap'n Piranha]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Yeah but at least they finish their games quickly.

This game is only 2.5 innings in, and it's already an hour old...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

6 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Who is Kepler May?!?

Not to be confused with Mrs. June Kepler, only marginally better

[Aggies7]

Hey how about we start swinging the #### bats?

[jun]

Berrios just can't wait to leave. This team is a mess. 

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Not to be confused with Mrs. June Kepler, only marginally better

Who is not to be confused with Mrs June Cleaver.

[Cap'n Piranha]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Who is not to be confused with June Cleaver.

Who should not be confused with Gordon "Mouse" Cleaver

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

10 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Who should not be confused with Gordon "Mouse" Cleaver

Pulled that one out of ‘thin air’...

(had to Google)

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I am already confused...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I am already confused...

The hits column is usually higher than the runs column (Chicago), and the error column will ideally be less than the hits and runs column (the Twins).

does that help? lol

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I am already confused...

Already, or still?

[Cap'n Piranha]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Already, or still?

Yes.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Yes.

Uh, sir...I teed that one up for SSOO, I'm afraid you've played out of turn, and will need to hit another ball.

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

The hits column is usually higher than the runs column (Chicago), and the error column will ideally be less than the hits and runs column (the Twins).

does that help? lol

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

ok that was the good Simmons

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sano!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Uh, sir...I teed that one up for SSOO, I'm afraid you've played out of turn, and will need to hit another ball.

I think that cleared things up for me...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sigh...

 

A double play.

 

We are not amused...

[Mike Sixel]

I'm a rush prospects guy. . ... But Celestino needs to be in St Paul or lower. Back to cooking.....

[sampleSizeOfOne]

At least Simmons swung and missed for the K.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Arraez!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Would it help if i got more ice cream?

 

Cruz!

[USAFChief]

Lost it in that awful cloth roof.

[notoriousgod71]

If this had happened at the Dome Dick would have complained for 15 minutes about not having an outdoor stadium.

[USAFChief]

There we go!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Kirilloff!

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