Eddie batting over .300 for the last 30 games.... with an OBP .347. He is probably very motivated to crush it for these games....

Well, the umps will now know Berrios' underwear brand .

Diaz just cost us another run......

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

Diaz just cost us another run......

Kirilloff would have been running home on that........ 

1 hour ago, RickOShea said:

Squirrel, what do you do in the performing arts?

 

I work in the classical symphonic world ... I no longer perform, but I have an integral position for performances ... so ... the orchestra plays, I'm working, they don't and I don't

We scored us a run!

 

Cue the fireworks.

6 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I work in the classical symphonic world ... I no longer perform, but I have an integral position for performances ... so ... the orchestra plays, I'm working, they don't and I don't

As a music lover, I'm glad that things are picking up for you and people like you.  I miss live music so much!

1 hour ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

She’s a mime in Milennial Park.

*runs for cover*

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

Just now, Squirrel said:

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

Thank god you don't work for tips.

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

So much for getting some extra sleep tonight...

Damn, that was a great pitch from Berrios.

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Close. This is me in my performance make up

 

That’s terrifying 

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Thank god you don't work for tips.

Oh, I know how to work a crowd ... scaring people into giving me money is quite effective

Just now, Squirrel said:

Oh, I know how to work a crowd ... scaring people into giving me money is quite effective

Carry around a red balloon for good measure?

Ugh, hit ém where they ain't.

I've noticed a market inefficiency lately: the Twins have yet to give up a run between innings.

MLB.TV thinks I'm in San Francisco. Out there they get Chevy commercials in some other language, and they get commercials about ending blackouts. Two more reasons never to move there.

3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I've noticed a market inefficiency lately: the Twins have yet to give up a run between innings.

On the flip side, they have yet to score a run between innings!

That pressure with RISP. Pesky unimportant meaningless RBI opportunity. 

Perfect pitch for called strike 3. Thankful that the plate ump didn't miss it.

Here’s where I get to gloat a bit. My view for the game, it’s finally a free night and warm enough to be outside. 

Berrios is sure shaking off Rortvedt a lot.

3 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Berrios is sure shaking off Rortvedt a lot.

Language barrier. 

4 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Here’s where I get to gloat a bit. My view for the game, it’s finally a free night and warm enough to be outside. 

When the beer can is as big as the TV, there's a problem.

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

When the beer can is as big as the TV, there's a problem.

I have very good eyes but am also very drunk. The sizes are accurate for a reason. 

44 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

I work in the classical symphonic world ... I no longer perform, but I have an integral position for performances ... so ... the orchestra plays, I'm working, they don't and I don't

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I have very good eyes but am also very drunk. The sizes are accurate for a reason. 

define 'very drunbk'

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

define 'very drunbk'

Yeth.

Well, this sucks...

11 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

define 'very drunbk'

You misspelled “drunb”.