C'mon, somebody hit something to SS.  I want to see Gordon tested there.

Actually the defensive move would be easy. Sano to 3B and Kiriloff to 1B in Cruz's spot in the lineup. 

 

Do it Rocco!

Salary is not an issue with Shoemaker. $2M isn't going to be something they worry about.

2 minutes ago, h2oface said:

This pitching staff is giving me forearm tightness.

Hope you aren't showing signs of a heart attack

4 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

Send Dobnak to Saint Paul for the remainder of the season(no matter how well he pitches there).  Colome ONLY pitches in garbage time.  Shoemaker DFA...my guess is the FO and Rocco refuse to release him due to his salary and being a free agent signing.  They will give him every chance to stay with the team. 

I'm not sure it's Rocco's choice who gets released, but pretty much ... yeah

3 minutes ago, h2oface said:

This pitching staff is giving me forearm tightness.

Dobnak gives me a torn fingernail.

Just now, Squirrel said:

Hope you aren't showing signs of a heart attack

High blood pressure here.

Real moment of Zen for Falvine and St Peter as they realize the only sign of life among the fans for the past several innings has been people booing a 4 year old cheating scandal.

Bitch all you want about the Astros. 19 hits today, 11 on friday, (only 5 against Berrios). They can hit without the help. 

4 minutes ago, lecroy24fan said:

Salary is not an issue with Shoemaker. $2M isn't going to be something they worry about.

The $500k+ for whoever replaces him comes right out of Falvey's Christmas bonus index, however.

7 minutes ago, lecroy24fan said:

Pineda left with right forearm tightness.

I believe he has seen enough of the Astros to decide that his arm must be getting stiff!  Get me out of here.

 

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

Bitch all you want about the Astros. 19 hits today, 11 on friday, (only 5 against Berrios). They can hit without the help. 

Oh, I don't know.  I think Dobber, Colome-zie and Shoe gave them plenty of inadvertent help.

I believe that this was a batting practice day - Dobnak, Shoemaker, Colome - a batters dream.  I can't help but wonder if Dobnak had things going well and then the coaches decided to help him.

 

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Oh, I don't know.  I think Dobber, Colome-zie and Shoe gave them plenty of inadvertent help.

At one time we were told that the Twins lineup would hit like this. 

15 minutes ago, lecroy24fan said:

Salary is not an issue with Shoemaker. $2M isn't going to be something they worry about.

Yup, the money by itself is a relative drop in the bucket by even Twins standards.

On the other hand, nobody goes broke buying one infomercial mistake like the Potty Putter, but it might be an indication of questionable fiscal judgement going forward...

Hooray! We're back to only 10 runs down!

4 minutes ago, lecroy24fan said:

High blood pressure here.

Then you are really throwing caution to the wind watching this ... take care ... 

Just now, mikelink45 said:

At one time we were told that the Twins lineup would hit like this. 

They would hit like this against Dobnak Shoemaker and Colome

CRUZ!

This is actually making me WANT to do work, on a Sunday ... 

What - they hit, pitch, and field!

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

The $500k+ for whoever replaces him comes right out of Falvey's Christmas bonus index, however.

4 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

On the other hand, nobody goes broke buying infomercial stuff like the Potty Putter, but it might be an indication of questionable fiscal judgement going forward...

I feel as though I'm risking a 3-day ban by even clicking Like on that one.

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

I feel as though I'm risking a 3-day ban by even clicking Like on that one.

I’m sure you’re immune to such things

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

This is actually making me WANT to do work, on a Sunday ... 

you are working

1 hour ago, Squirrel said:

Then you are really throwing caution to the wind watching this ... take care ... 

The last time Colome threw caution to the wind it resulted in a passed ball...

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

you are working

okay ... well ... now the other work I've put off, because ugh ... is now looking preferable ... 

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

This is actually making me WANT to do work, on a Sunday ... 

'And just like that, the Twins tapped into the alternate revenue stream of corporate motivational presentations...'

11 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Oh, I don't know.  I think Dobber, Colome-zie and Shoe gave them plenty of inadvertent help.

• I guess you can add Ober to that for 7 hits in 5 innings on Friday...... but folks seem to think that was good pitching from the articles and comments I read.... (the last 3 of the 11 on Friday were against Shoemaker, again, in that sparkling 9th that Baldelli orchestrated)

1 minute ago, LaBombo said:

'And just like that, the Twins tapped into the alternate revenue stream of corporate motivational presentations...'

I wanted to give you a 'wtf bro' for that, but it was too funny