I’d prefer scoring but running up the pitch count against the starter of a division rival in game one of a series is okay for now. 

32 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I tried to tell him that math was prohibited in game threads! ?

heh ... all in fun ... it's not prohibited ... and I didn't really flunk math ... but I dropped my math major when I hit linear algebra ... blecht 

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

heh ... all in fun ... it's not prohibited ... and I didn't really flunk math ... but I dropped my math major when I hit linear algebra ... blecht 

I use the term "prohibited" in jest.  But you're right, it's all if good fun.

 

Yikes to the fielders.

Dobnak sure looks good. 

It was so windy in Chicago today, that a big tree limb, from a healthy tree, broke right off and tore all the way down the trunk of the tree and fell onto Lake Shore Drive onto cars

Gonna be hard not to flip over to the Wild soon if the Twins don’t make this more interesting…

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Gonna be hard not to flip over to the Wild soon if the Twins don’t make this more interesting…

Go for it.

 

That game probably means more.

 

Or what is this "pip" i hear tell of?

 

A picture in a picture?!

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Gonna be hard not to flip over to the Wild soon if the Twins don’t make this more interesting…

I was hoping they'd make it less interesting by actually doing something.?

Dobnak just kills me. The mustache, the glasses, the unbuttoned jersey with a hairy chest peeking out.

He is really just going 100% right at “1970s porn star chic”. 

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Dobnak just kills me. The mustache, the glasses, the unbuttoned jersey with a hairy chest peeking out.

He is really just going 100% right at “1970s porn star chic”. 

Gotta love the dedication to the bit!

 

It is a bit, right?!

Holy ****, Garver got ahold of that one. 

That swing was right purty

Garver has hit.

 

You can now switch to the Wild

1 hour ago, USAFChief said:

Over/under on Sal Perez HRs this weekend: 1.5

 

What say you?

Yes

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

That swing was right purty

I reckon you'd be correct, I reckon.

 

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

I reckon you'd be correct, I reckon.

Tight, but consistent, strike zone for the home plate ump. 

2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Tight, but consistent, strike zone for the home plate ump. 

Consistent is all I ask.

The Garver giveth...

 

The Garver taketh away... or rather doesn't, which allows the score.

Mitch giveth, Mitch taketh away. 

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

The Garver giveth...

 

The Garver taketh away... or rather doesn't, which allows the score.

Hahahahahah

Garver giveth.

Garver taketh. 

edit: Ninja'd

Had him if the catcher holds the ball 

11 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I reckon you'd be correct, I reckon.

 

A wrecking swing, no less.

I turned the TV on at the wrong time, I see.

Just now, Danchat said:

I turned the TV on at the wrong time, I see.

2 minutes ago, Danchat said:

I turned the TV on at the wrong time, I see.

You should have better timing...

We’re witnessing the dangers of a groundball pitcher who doesn’t miss bats.

It’s not an indictment of Dobnak but there’s always the danger of this happening. 

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

We’re witnessing the dangers of a groundball pitcher who doesn’t miss bats. 

He says as he gets a swinging strikeout! ?

Okay Garver your minus 2 ,  Error with 2 outs,