51 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Ummm, yes?

 

Man, these games threads have gone to poop...

Took ya long enough...

 

Not that i'm any faster...

22 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

 

 

Look at it go!

Ride the hot bat! RRRROBBIE!

Andrelton Simmons..still not fast

Took a while for that last one to post. Got a little stale. 

Ole Double R may just finally get paid. Perseverance, I say!

Bah. Good send but they got him. Glad Simmons isn’t hurt. 

2 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Andrelton Simmons..still not fast

But he's athletic.

But also, it should be pointed out that those Kirilloff and Larnach boys appear to be pretty ****ing good at hitting baseballs. 

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

We've been over this, and over this, HBD.

 

You can't say //rhymes with Jill Cruse// on Twins Daily!!

And i'm still confused. How can we only trade parts of ball players?

 

Have we reached the bionic stage of human evolution? Where folk can change body parts?

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

But he's athletic.

Underrated tool, athletically not fast.

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

But also, it should be pointed out that those Kirilloff and Larnach boys appear to be pretty ****ing good at hitting baseballs. 

Concur.

13 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Where would this team be without Refsnyder and Garlick*?

*never thought I’d say that

Last place? (Instead of merely tied for last place.)

4 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Andrelton Simmons..still not fast

In his defense, there were only two out. Tough to get a good jump off the bat.

I'd send JO out for the 6th after that quick inning. have a BP arm ready for first man on base, but give him the chance.

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

In his defense, there were only two out. Tough to get a good jump off the bat.

He shouldn't be trying to jump off a bat. They be round and offer poor footing.

 

Anyway, wasn't he on a base?

If Diaperface wasn't the manager, Berrios might get the 6th.

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

He shouldn't be trying to jump off a bat. Their round and offer poor footing.

 

Anyway, wasn't he on a base?

*they're 

 

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3 minutes ago, gil4 said:

Last place? (Instead of merely tied for last place.)

Still tryin' to live up to Cocaine Dentists moniker

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

*they're 

 

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Good point.

 

One moment and i'll fix it...

2 minutes ago, MMMordabito said:

If Diaperface wasn't the manager, Berrios might get the 6th.

Diaperface? You’re half an inch from a warning for that. Seriously, not ****ing cool, Baldelli has a preexisting health condition. 

Dick talking about horrible teams struggling to fill innings like it’s a new discovery in 2021. 

I just want to point out the Twins are undeated with Chief in attendance.

 

Un. De. Feat. Ed.

 

I'm available all summer. Ya'll might want to consider setting up some sort of crowd source thing to fund my attendance right through the WS.

 

PM me for info on where to send the funds. 

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

*they're 

 

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They’re what?

Does it not seem that Sano gets 'under' most pitches, or am I overreacting to how much I don't like his approach. I don't care if he pushes most counts full. He also spends a lot of time in 0-2, 1-2 counts. I know his advanced stats look good, I just don't see it. Do like his D at 1b

Plesac to the IL. Broke his right thumb. 

Dude -- when you're angry, rip off your shirt with your non-throwing hand. 

Nobody else I’d rather have up at the plate right now than Refy

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I just want to point out the Twins are undeated with Chief in attendance.

 

Un. De. Feat. Ed.

 

I'm available all summer. Ya'll might want to consider setting up some sort of crowd source thing to fund my attendance right through the WS.

 

PM me for info on where to send the funds. 

There not only undeated, they haven’t lost any games! ?

5 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Plesac to the IL. Broke his right thumb. 

Dude -- when you're angry, rip off your shirt with your non-throwing hand. 

The big development in bowling over the past decade has been the two handed delivery, no thumb in the ball.

 

Maybe Plesac could try that. Two handed delivery, no thumb.

2 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Nobody else I’d rather have up at the plate right now than Refy

I'll take "statements that could not POSSIBLY be true, but somehow are" for $500, Alex.

No discipline there.