Good job Smeltzer!

Ugh...

FFS

What parasite is affecting this team right now

Bats are afraid. Get out the Captain Morgan and a big havana.

Trevor ****ing Cahill.

 

How does Trevor Cahill shut down a good high school team, much less a major league team?

 

Embarrassing.

That's a problem that fixes itself.

It does?

It does?

If you’re hitting the ball out of the infield you should be getting on from time to time.

What was that throw

After that four-pitch walk to Jeffers, the Twins had a chance to give the Pirates pitcher a quick hook.

 

I said, a quick hook.

 

JC ... That was just poor, Cave.

Just goes to show you a 2-0 win is pretty meaningless in the big picture when you're 2-8 in your last 10 games.

 

The bats didn't wake up, it was just a mirage. They just got lucky on a day game in Oakland, where the ball jumps like crazy - mentioned several times by LaTroy Hawkins during the broadcast.

 

This team can't hit. Teams like the Pirates, Tigers, Mariners and Royals are going to kick the crap out of 'em until they figure this out.

That's it for me. I can't watch baseball like this. Jake Cave's brain rolling down the edge of a razor blade is like a BB rolling down the middle of a 4 lane highway.

Gotta love Rocco going to Smeltzer down 5-1 - just pretty much signaling to the team that it's unwinnable and we're giving up.

 

 

Gotta love Rocco going to Smeltzer down 5-1 - just pretty much signaling to the team that it's unwinnable and we're giving up.

It was more Cave’s fault than Smeltzer’s fault the run scored

I think Cave's 2nd throw, the one to home, was worse than the one to 3rd.

 

And that's a pretty high bar to clear.

 

That's it for me. I can't watch baseball like this. Jake Cave's brain rolling down the edge of a razor blade is like a BB rolling down the middle of a 4 lane highway.

(and kids, pay attention. That analogy will be on your next SAT)

 

I think Cave's 2nd throw, the one to home, was worse than the one to 3rd.

And that's a pretty high bar to clear.

We need new bars...

We need new bars...

We need Kepler back

This team has no luck

Wow, Cave and Astudillo have been our entire run production over these two games. Not good!

 

Today wouldn't be such a bad loss if they hadn't lost so many close games the last two weeks. Yuck.

M-V-P

Trevor Cahill. TREVOR. F#CKING. CAHILL.

 

Gotta love Rocco going to Smeltzer down 5-1 - just pretty much signaling to the team that it's unwinnable and we're giving up.

He needed to come in with a reliever, and it needed to be a lefty.

 

He waited one batter too long, and it cost him an additional baserunner, but Smeltzer bailed him out.

Then he unnecessarily left Smeltzer face a bunch of righties in the following inning, and Cave did NOT bail him out. Rocco’s impossible to figure out when it comes to the bullpen.

(and kids, pay attention. That analogy will be on your next SAT)

also,

 

Gameday is saying that Smeltzer's fastball is topping out at 87 MPH. If that's true... I mean, Bartolo Colon can still throw that much. And he's already hit two batters today. No command and slow pitches are a really bad combo.

Aren't you glad you remembered the #2 pencil?

AYFK

SWING THE EFFING BAT

 

We need Kepler back

I haven't done the math...

 

When does he come back (optimistically)? 10 days would be... Wednesday?

 

(i can usually spell....)

Edited April 24, 20215 yr by sampleSizeOfOne