poop.

Rocco, what happened to pulling your starters early? Why do Happ and Shokemaker get this much rope?

Once again Rocco leaves his starter in there too long

 

Believe it or not, that's what Happ prefers

 

Interesting. Seems like something I would have previously known. 

 

What a doofus though, sounds like something only a hick from ......(checks the internet)...... Wait, he went to Northwestern!?!?!

Unless I missed one, Happ finished with 4 swings and misses.

Happ is like the LeRoy Hoard of starting pitchers.

 

With LeRoy if you needed him to get 3 yards, he'll get you 3 yards. If you need him to get 4 yards, he'll get 3 yards.

 

Same with Happ, need him to get 4 2/3 innings, he'll get you 4 2/3 innings. If you need him to get 7 innings, he'll get you 4 2/3 innings.

 

Interesting. Seems like something I would have previously known. 

 

What a doofus though, sounds like something only a hick from ......(checks the internet)...... Wait, he went to Northwestern!?!?!

Blame it on the "blood thinners".

 

Good thinking. It’s important to be proactive in these situations.

I’m still 2.5 weeks out from my second Moderna shot. I can’t wait to be done with this crap.

 

Umm, don't get too excited.  There's a non-zero chance you'll need to do this every 6 months.

 

https://www.today.com/health/will-you-need-covid-19-vaccine-booster-shot-today-t214462

 

Is Dick calling him Jay Happ?

 

That is his name...

Why doesn't Baldelli know when to pull his starters?!

Stashak topping out at 88-89....yeesh.

Could Rocco be the next BOB?

Could Rocco be the next BOB?

BOB?

 

Stashak topping out at 88-89....yeesh.

Just like Happ.

 

Unless I missed one, Happ finished with 4 swings and misses.

 

You missed a lot.  As previously stated, every time a hitter fouls a pitch off with zero or one strikes, it is a swinging strike.

 

You erred by only counting swings and misses.

 

BOB?

 

Bill O'Brien. Former Houston Texans head coach.

 

Happ is like the LeRoy Hoard of starting pitchers.

 

With LeRoy if you needed him to get 3 yards, he'll get you 3 yards. If you need him to get 4 yards, he'll get 3 yards.

Once, when we needed Hoard to get 37 yards, he got us 52:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DHO8Ewhmo

 

Bill O'Brien. Former Houston Texans head coach.

 

I think Rocco is much more likely to be the reverse Bill O'Brien.  O'Brien was a really good coach, who was terrible at building a team.  The current Twins are pretty good at team building, but just terrible in game situations.

 

Bill O'Brien. Former Houston Texans head coach.

Rocco is going to take over the GM position, and then trade Buxton away for peanuts?! 

IT'S MARTIN PEREZ, FFS!

 

Rocco is going to take over the GM position, and then trade Buxton away for peanuts?! 

 

Please no.

 

I think Rocco is much more likely to be the reverse Bill O'Brien.  O'Brien was a really good coach, who was terrible at building a team.  The current Twins are pretty good at team building, but just terrible in game situations.

 

So Mike McCarthy?

Umm, don't get too excited. There's a non-zero chance you'll need to do this every 6 months.

 

https://www.today.com/health/will-you-need-covid-19-vaccine-booster-shot-today-t214462

When I say “this crap”, I mean the pandemic itself.

3-2 pitch...close my eyes

 

Once, when we needed Hoard to get 37 yards, he got us 52:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DHO8Ewhmo

Moves at the speed of smell. Lol

 

Rocco is going to take over the GM position, and then trade Buxton away for peanuts?! 

http://comicsalliance.com/files/2016/05/peanuts3.jpg

 

que?

Here comes the Fool's Gold

Well, based on what was just shown on BSN, I think it's now very clear whether or not the Twins are taking a political stance on the events of Sunday.

Batting practice time for Boston?

I think Rocco is much more likely to be the reverse Bill O'Brien. O'Brien was a really good coach, who was terrible at building a team. The current Twins are pretty good at team building, but just terrible in game situations.

I agree. The Twins are terrible in game situations under Baldelli.