That's Sir Real!

Sir Real plays soccer (fútbol) in Madrid.

Pineda is getting whacked like a pinata

Kikuchi is at 40 pitches through 2. How are the Seattle relievers this season?

 

Who do you think I am, Sherlock Holmes?

 

In the spirit of today's Game Thread intro, there's a company in our community that makes modular and manufactured houses -- Sherlock Homes. 

 

Pineda is getting whacked like a pinata

 

Pineda is getting whacked like a pinata

 

Apparently a couple of his pitches were as tasty as an empanada.

 

I was juuuuuuuust thinking Kikuchi was getting hit pretty hard so far, despite no runs. Wish I'd said so a minute ago, so I could look prescient.

Cruz missile!!

Hi-larious.

 

Edit: Why even make that throw to first?

well, darn it ... was putting laundry in the machine and missed the homerun

Per Corey Provus, Kyle is not the first "Garlick" to play for the Twins. Twins historian Clyde Doepner has noted that "Knoblauch" is German for the spice.

 

 

Crazy to think that this lineup is going to get even deeper as soon as Donaldson comes back

well, darn it ... was putting laundry in the machine and missed the homerun

That's okay, it's not your job. Cruz didn't miss it, and he's the one getting paid

 

It's elementary, my dear Watson.

 

By the way, Chief, do you remember how they celebrated the 10,000th MLB run? Weren't you at that game?

By the way, Chief, do you remember how they celebrated the 10,000th MLB run? Weren't you at that game?

Chief remembers how they celebrated the 10,000th human birth.

 

well, darn it ... was putting laundry in the machine and missed the homerun

well, darn it ... I took something out to the mailbox and missed the home run.

 

well, darn it ... I took something out to the mailbox and missed the home run.

 

Next time Cruz is up, I think you should go out to check whether you put the flag up.

 

Next time Cruz is up, I think you should go out to check whether you put the flag up.

I can do it for every batter in the lineup if it works.

 

By the way, Chief, do you remember how they celebrated the 10,000th MLB run? Weren't you at that game?

All right, I'm calling a "hip, hip, Jorge!" next time up.

Talking about rosin - my son uses rosin every single day that he works.

 

Talking about rosin - my son uses rosin every single day that he works.

 

Uses him for what?

 

Talking about rosin - my son uses rosin every single day that he works.

And sometimes when he doesn't, too

Anybody else noticing the Commercial in Progress box popping up multiple times per inning? I'm talking right in the middle, not between.

 

Come on, MLB!

 

Anybody else noticing the Commercial in Progress box popping up multiple times per inning? I'm talking right in the middle, not between.

 

Come on, MLB!

I was thinking it was a cable issue ...

 

Talking about rosin - my son uses rosin every single day that he works.

Fiddler player, eh?

 

Fiddler player, eh?

Yes. More or less. Actually quite a bit more.

 

Yes. More or less. Actually quite a bit more.

He plays the fiddle like the devil went down to Georgia?

 

Fiddler player, eh?

Bassically.

All right, I'm calling a "hip, hip, Jorge!" next time up.

My apologies.