Get Your Garlic Puns in Now!

[Vanimal46]

The Twins claimed OF Kyle Garlick from the Braves today.

 

Can’t believe they peeled him away from that franchise.

[IndianaTwin]

The move sure reeks for Waddell, since he got the DFA. 

[Vanimal46]

Kyle was raised by many Garlicks in his life. I guess, you could say he’s Garlick-bred...

 

[LewFordLives]

 

The move sure reeks for Waddell, since he got the DFA. 

With all the signings going on maybe there will be a glut of guys on the waiver wire and Waddell will pass through unclaimed.

[Ben Noble]

The move sure reeks for Waddell, since he got the DFA.

 

Twins had to DFA someone once they pressed Garlick onto the 40-man.

[ashbury]

Twins had to DFA someone once they pressed Garlick onto the 40-man.

His minor league track record of power relieves me of concern that he's only a Pungent Judy hitter.

 

 

[VivaBomboRivera!]

Mommy, make the bat men stop!

[Ben Noble]

His minor league track record of power relieves me of concern that he's only a Pungent Judy hitter.

 

 

No need to mince words, naan of us want an Herb Washington on the team.

[IndianaTwin]

But he will still look in the cloves of baby blue. 

[strumdatjaguar]

After a bad at bat, take a powder.

[AceWrigley]

Ought to keep the vampires away.

[NCtwinsfan]

Let’s just hope he doesn’t stink up the clubhouse like the last Knoblauch.

[VivaBomboRivera!]

 

Let’s just hope he doesn’t stink up the clubhouse like the last Knoblauch.

Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!

[AceWrigley]

Mugato from Zoolander, "Gar-a-licte!"

[AceWrigley]

I won't mince words about this; Ray Pepper, Chili Davis and Kyle Garlick would make for a tasty outfield.

[dbminn]

He's only the second garlicky Twins player. I always cracked up hearing Chuck Knoblauch's name after I learned that it means garlic in German.

[Dave The Dastardly]

This deal leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[RedBull34]

I think it's about thyme that a well-seasoned team like the Twins added a player like Garlick.  I think just a dash and *presto* out will come a team we all savor to watch.

 

Hopefully he's worth the dough that the Twins are paying him.

[Yargwin]

His OBP (odiferous bulb percentage) in the minors was pretty appealing. 

[strumdatjaguar]

I think it's about thyme that a well-seasoned team like the Twins added a player like Garlick. I think just a dash and *presto* out will come a team we all savor to watch.

 

Hopefully he's worth the dough that the Twins are paying him.

Not Presto, Pesto!!!

[RedBull34]

Not Presto, Pesto!!!

What an opportunity missed...

[ashbury]

What an opportunity missed...

I actually misread it that way, at first glance.