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Get Your Garlic Puns in Now!

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The move sure reeks for Waddell, since he got the DFA. 

With all the signings going on maybe there will be a glut of guys on the waiver wire and Waddell will pass through unclaimed.

But he will still look in the cloves of baby blue. 

 

Let’s just hope he doesn’t stink up the clubhouse like the last Knoblauch.

Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!

Mugato from Zoolander, "Gar-a-licte!"

He's only the second garlicky Twins player. I always cracked up hearing Chuck Knoblauch's name after I learned that it means garlic in German.

I think it's about thyme that a well-seasoned team like the Twins added a player like Garlick.  I think just a dash and *presto* out will come a team we all savor to watch.

 

Hopefully he's worth the dough that the Twins are paying him.

His OBP (odiferous bulb percentage) in the minors was pretty appealing. 

I think it's about thyme that a well-seasoned team like the Twins added a player like Garlick. I think just a dash and *presto* out will come a team we all savor to watch.

 

Hopefully he's worth the dough that the Twins are paying him.

Not Presto, Pesto!!!

Not Presto, Pesto!!!

What an opportunity missed...

What an opportunity missed...

I actually misread it that way, at first glance.

 

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