Jose Berrios

For the win!

 

Does anyone know a joke?

 

Uh, what's yellow and goes slam-slam-slam-slam? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A four-door banana. 

 

Does anyone know a joke?

 

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

 

 

 

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

It’s disappointing to see a pitcher like Berrios, he has great stuff, but he can’t seem to stay with it, it’s like he loses concentration until it’s too late, then he recovers

#1 seed is out. Looks like the Twins probably will continue to control their own destiny. 

You had to figure this when bases loaded in the first got us nothing

#1 seed is out. Looks like the Twins probably will continue to control their own destiny.

#3 would be okay, play Houston

And rich hill lurks as the Sunday starter. Eek

Cubs now lead 7-0

And rich hill lurks as the Sunday starter. Eek

Oh yeah, this is an important game, someone should tell the Twins that

Uh, what's yellow and goes slam-slam-slam-slam?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A four-door banana.

So if it just went slam slam, it would be a banana coop?

Berríos finishes his season with a 4.00 ERA.

Oh yeah, this is an important game, someone should tell the Twins that

At least the Sox and Indians are losing. Then I’d be really angry

Either Buxton hits the 1st or 2ns pitch of the AB hard, or the AB is over.

 

That's his entire game plan. Swing early and hard and pull something to left. If he misses, the AB is over.

 

I wonder if he has a 2 strike hit this year, or a hit to right field.

 

2 BBs the entire year.

Bottom of 9 in Cleveland, Pirates lead 3-1

Let’s get some runs (my best Harry Caray )

Cmon twins a win could put this away

 

Either Buxton hits the 1st or 2ns pitch of the AB hard, or the AB is over.

That's his entire game plan. Swing early and hard and pull something to left. If he misses, the AB is over.

I wonder if he has a 2 strike hit this year, or a hit to right field.

2 BBs the entire year.

Byron has 10 hits with 2 strikes in the count, good for a .161 average.

Holy S Miguel walked. It’s a sign let’s go

Indians making a comeback 3-2

Bottom of 9 in Cleveland, Pirates lead 3-1

BB, RBI double. 3-2, 0 out, runner on 2nd

Either Buxton hits the 1st or 2ns pitch of the AB hard, or the AB is over.

 

That's his entire game plan. Swing early and hard and pull something to left. If he misses, the AB is over.

 

I wonder if he has a 2 strike hit this year, or a hit to right field.

 

2 BBs the entire year.

That's clever.

 

BB. Byron Buxton.

 

Wouldn't complain if he livdd up to his initials.

Cleveland has one in and a runner on second with none out, Surprised? Not me.

Either Buxton hits the 1st or 2ns pitch of the AB hard, or the AB is over.

 

That's his entire game plan. Swing early and hard and pull something to left. If he misses, the AB is over.

 

I wonder if he has a 2 strike hit this year, or a hit to right field.

 

2 BBs the entire year.

 

I'm not saying Buxton isn't a better hitter, but... Greg Gagne.

The strikeouts are just abominable

I expected nothing from the pirates and have not been surprised

Indians tied it up, White Sox will probably drop to third place tonight

We have tiebreaker over Cleveland, correct? I expect them to sweep

Think we can get to the reliever?

Delino Deshields, RBI single, all tied up in Cleveland.