All those soft singles and we're just a long ball away from a tie game.

 

Weirdest thing...I've developed this phobia about negative numbers.

 

I stop at nothing to avoid them.

i understand.

 

As much as I hate the Pizza Ranch commercial, I hate the Mountain Dew commercial more.

 

The Pizza Ranch commercial reminds me of that one time that I wished pizza had never been invented.

 

And yes, there was a Pizza Ranch involved in the incident.

I don't want to see Cabrera bat this inning.

Can't bitch about not getting calls tonight.

Wisler had some bad luck there. All this soft contact just found really bad spots where the Twins couldn't do anything about it.

Weirdest thing...I've developed this phobia about negative numbers.

 

I stop at nothing to avoid them.

You're positive you just aren't mixing up the signs?

 

You're positive you just aren't mixing up the signs?

Don't be so negative.

everyone exhale.

Attaboy, Clip.  Way to put out the fire!!

Great job Clippard, with a little help from Laz Diaz!

Whew.

Can't bitch about not getting calls tonight.

But you can complain about telemarketing.

If it isn't one thing...

 

Can't bitch about not getting calls tonight.

 

Nobody here will turn you in.

Maeda is really good, just not on Bieber's level.

Except for, of course, the last time they faced each other.

 

everyone exhale.

 

 

Whew.

Yes, like that.

everyone exhale.

Done.

 

Can i inhale yet?

 

Done.

Can i inhale yet?

In multiple states, yes.

 

Can't bitch about not getting calls tonight.

Friend #1: "How's work?"

Friend #2: "I can't complain."

Friend #1: "That's good."

Friend #2: "No, that's bad. It's against the rules."

 

As much as I hate the Pizza Ranch commercial, I hate the Mountain Dew commercial more.

 

It could be worse.  You could end up getting welfare checked by the police like Chief was back when they were running Puppy Monkey Baby 6 times an hour...

 

 

It could be worse.  You could end up getting welfare checked by the police like Chief back when they were running Puppy Monkey Baby 5 times an hour...

 

ish.

It could be worse.  You could end up getting welfare checked by the police like Chief was back when they were running Puppy Monkey Baby 6 times an hour...

 

Gender non-specific monkey?

 

Gender non-specific monkey?

ish.

Mrs Chief told me the other day, "You know, you're just average."

 

So I told her, "Oh yeah? Well you're just mean."

THREE and oh.

Everyone exhale.

 

 

Yes. He's George's youngest son.

Jeffers is moving' on up too.

Bring this one home, ladies and germs. Going on 8 PM here in Tucson, too late for this guy.

Will do.

Three more outs to go. First place is the reward.