Tortuga  gonna be heading to st paul , garver this week ?

 

Let's hope so. His schtick has run its course.

 

Making you a ...

 

 

wait for it...

 

 

Cave-man.

 

 

Tortuga gonna be heading to st paul , garver this week ?

He can head to the waiver wire after he's DFA'd!!!!!!!!

It almost feels like it's the White Sox's plan to let our first runner get run, and then lull the hitters into a sense of security or something.

Some really good ABs from some of the Usually lesser contributors

 

Making you a ...

 

 

wait for it...

 

 

Cave-man.

Cave-woman.

 

Hey, that Pippy Longstocking gal in the second row was one of my third wife's bridesmaids!  Good to see she landed on her feet after her marriage to the crash dummy didn't work out.

I heard he got into a pretty nasty car accident. 

 

Let's hope so. His schtick has run its course.

 

 

But we'll always have that beautiful, beautiful .gif ...

 

 

Like old Blue Eyes said, they can't take that away from me...

 

Cave-woman.

Apologies.

 

 

Now bring the rain!

 

Apologies.

Nah, gender is fluid these days.

I'd intentionally walk Cruz again here.

 

Nah, gender is fluid these days.

I'll just shut up now. As we know, there's no prying in baseball.

 

http://a1.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0703/mlb_e_hanks01jr_576x324.jpg

Bases loaded again. Both teams have tempted fate all night. Something is gonna give.

I'd intentionally walk Cruz again here.

Unfortunately the Sox seem to disagree.

Hernandez stinks

 

No way they had bar codes in the 40s.....

 

Especially not the 1840s...

 

Especially not the 1840s...

INSANE, - 

Embarrassing 

Twins playing like its postseason already!!

This is flippin ridiculous.  Can anyone ELSE get a big hit?

Torture

11 LOB and 1 run. Twins have no business winning this game the way they're swinging right now. 

We can look at it from the Twins perspective. Cleveland had a game like this IIRC.

Great start for Wisler.

Is this whisler the real deal ? or a one trick Pony like that curveball guy last year, ryan ??  cant remember im 74

Walk the leadoff hitter on 4 pitches. Wonderful.

GET READY IN THE PEN, NOT IN THE GAME!!!!!

New strategy - just intentionally walk the first batter, get a double play, and then you only have to face 2 hitters per inning! The Sox could get away with that today.