And during the off season the Twins can form a choir and travel the country singing songs beginning with "Pure as the wind driven Snow". Sorry Ewen but you are assuming an awful lot about all the other players on all the other rosters including the Twins. By the way, have you ever improved your lie in the rough?

Of course I have improved my lie...both in the rough and elsewhere

 

The thing is, there is a certain amount of accountability that goes with baseball.  They sign contracts, make tons of money, must not cheat, etc....

If asking cheaters to face consequences makes me a choir boy than so be it.

 

At the same time, I can be vicious if someone crosses me.  If provoked I might just eat someone's family tree and fart saw back into their face before I embark on a full on assault.  Gary Carter was a choir boy and he'd eat your heart right our of your chest if it meant wining a ballgame.  Marwin, I think, is a whimp.  I saw him yukking it up with the Yankees as they kicked our teeth in.  How freakin wimpy is that? And when he called time as Severino went into his windup he was wayyy too emphatic in his apology. He was like "My bad my bad!!!"

What the heck.

 

After that, I already had an unfavorable view of him.  Add to it the fact that he's a part of this Houston thing and I say discard him unceremonious.  We can do without him and I would eat that money too.

 

Call me crazy.  I might just be!