OK, so if you don't have TV, here's a synopsis. Sano calls time and starts to back out, not granted by ump. Sano jumps back into the box and drills a hard DP ball right at SS. Ball is hit so hard it sorta knocks Anderson over, dribbling out into shallow left field. Rosario digs for third, draws a throw, which hits him and dribbles to the catcher. 

 

Got that?

 

Lots of dribbling. Are you sure this is baseball?

Moncada got alotta

... shut down pen.

Is that like the veto pen?

 

 

Lots of dribbling. 

STOP WITH THE AGE CRACKS!!!

 

OK, so if you don't have TV, here's a synopsis. Sano calls time and starts to back out, not granted by ump. Sano jumps back into the box and drills a hard DP ball right at SS. Ball is hit so hard it sorta knocks Anderson over, dribbling out into shallow left field. Rosario digs for third, draws a throw, which hits him and dribbles to the catcher. 

 

Got that?

 

 

STOP WITH THE AGE CRACKS!!!

 

 

SQUIRREL!!!!

Nuts.

Good job, Jake. Give us 6, please.

Nice quick one from Odo

Wife: who you talking to?

Hubby: It’s Jake, from State Farm

Wife: Jake from State Farm? At 3 in the morning? What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?

Jake: Umm khakis

Wife: She sounds hideous.

Hubby: Well he’s a guy so...

 

When you’re done getting off Chief’s lawn... then GET OFF MY LAWN next!!!

Wife: who you talking to?

Hubby: It’s Jake, from State Farm

Wife: Jake from State Farm? At 3 in the morning? What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?

Jake: Umm khakis

Wife: She sounds hideous.

Hubby: Well he’s a guy so...

A joke best told at 3 AM?

I was minding my own business this evening, cooking dinner for the family, having a small cocktail or two and didn't have the Twins game on. Cleaned up the kitchen with my wife and snuck downstairs to turn on the game. Twins up 5-1 through 3 innings. Nice!  I'm going back up stairs now to drink more and turn the TV back on around 10:30 or so. I'm not going to be responsible for jinxing anything.  

 

I know you'll all miss my snappy conversation but I just don't want to risk it. Sorry.

 

Go Twins!

 

When you’re done getting off Chief’s lawn... then GET OFF MY LAWN next!!!

 

Talk is cheap.

 

gif is where it's at.

 

A joke best told at 3 AM?

Maybe more like not at all.

Keep  starting schoop  against leftys, till he proves us right again

Soooo. coming home from work today, I was doing, oh....maybe 25 MPH over the speed limit. Sure enough, I glance in the mirror and see flashing lights, maybe a block and a half back, pretty clearly coming after me. I thought, "y'know, he's almost two blocks behind, maybe if I speed UP, I can get home before he catches me."

 

Well, that's a really bad idea, amirght? So after a couple stupid seconds, I pulled over and waited. Up walks Mr Policeman, ticket book in hand. 

 

"Do you know why I pulled you over sir?" he asked.

 

"Yeah, I suppose. I was doing a little bit more than the speed limit."

 

"A little bit?" he asked. "More like 25, but I tell you what...I'm off work in 5 minutes, and if you can give me a good reason why I shouldn't ticket you, even after you SPED UP when I flashed my lights, I'll let you go. I don't really need the paperwork."

 

"Well, sir, to be honest, my wife just ran off with a cop a couple days ago."
 

"And?" he said, starting to jot on his ticket book.

 

"I though you were trying to return her."

Keep starting schoop against leftys, till he proves us right again

I though he was supposed to start against left?

Maybe more like not at all.

sorry next time I’ll get you guys approval first

Garv Sauce broke the seal!!!

I love the Garve sauce bunt/hit! 

 

Sorry. I really am going back upstairs now.

 

Go Twins!

Cruz  missle here,

Wow

Has there been any update as to why Kepler was scratched?

sorry next time I’ll get you guys approval first

We’re a simple crowd.

 

There needs to be a belly laugh.

 

Or at least a guffaw.

Second IBB to Cruz, this time withOUT a base open.

Detweiller's screwing the pooch!

Time for the Twins first grand slam

Garv Sauce broke the seal!!!

Looks like a line drive in the box score, baby!

Has there been any update as to why Kepler was scratched?

knee