PUT ME IN COACH

Mad Max!!

POLANCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SQUIRREL!!!!!!

Followed by Polanco!! JUST...WOW!

We have two touchdowns!!!!!!!!

 

Those who have remarked that this team is too dependent on the longball, I hope are watching and enjoying this game.

Um ... what's with this name? Is this TD's version of 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers'?

Chicago: Puts up a three spot in the third inning. 

Twins: Don't make us angry. You won't like us angry!

I'm having trouble commenting fast enough to keep up with Twins scoring runs...

 

Your new name makes me laugh.  Love it!  If Buxton comes back I'm changing my name to Buxton's broken shoulder.

Subluxated. Please.

I have to admit that I'm really enjoying watching the Twins put the Sox in their place. It's only one game, but it's fun as hell to watch.

Would we breaking an unwritten rule, or breaking new ground, if we threw out a position player to pitch the 9th in a winning game?

I like the race between Max and Cruz going on here.

Cruz is unreal. I'm trying to rupture my tendon in the kitchen right now. Googling on how to do it.

CRUZ!!!!!!!!!

It seems like the Twins have scored a lot of runs with 2 outs tonight, which is definitely a good thing.

BOOMINATOR!

Are we breaking any unwritten rules by scoring so many runs? I guess if our batter gets drilled we will know

Hector Santiago. That is all. Hector Santiago.

 

Someone show some mercy, please.

 

I'm having trouble commenting fast enough to keep up with Twins scoring runs...

Rupture your tendon and it would help speed you up.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this inning would be so fun to listen to if Hawk Harrelson was still around.

Diaz held a runner! I saw it!

EDDIE!!!!!!!

I'm getting a little scared that Sano could kill a pitcher with one of his line drives.

Welcome to Pin Ball arcade at Target Field. Here, you better wear a neck brace! Buckle in and watch the balls fly!

Rocco is Gardy like in his bullpen management. Just let Duffey pitch when things are going well. You would have got through the game using two pitchers

Waiting for the Rally Squirrel to make his way to the booth

Dick speculating there may be a FAMILY of squirrels. Mercy!

Hey, y'all thought a squirrel was a good luck charm? How about Cruz's ruptured tendon? I may have to wheel this out now and then, in future times of need.

 

Calling off the joke now. No sense in wearing out a, you know, ruptured tendon.