Sano, walk off Dong. Making a call.

Pressure's on.

 

For who?

No, for What. Arraez pinch hit for Who.

 

Does one dare run in this spot?

 

Sure - why not?

The Twins haven't hit a home run for a few games?

 

The Twins haven't hit a home run for a few games?

 

Things are falling apart.

Sano has zero ability to hit balls thrown right down the middle. Incredible.

 

Things are falling apart.

That was my version of a Call.

 

The Twins haven't hit a home run for a few games?

 

Um, 1.  It's been 1 game since they hit a homerun.

While I really need Sano to get on base here, I really don't hate this AB either

 

Sano has zero ability to hit balls thrown right down the middle. Incredible.

He just fouled a ball straight back that was right down the middle.

Irrefutable proof that he can hit balls thrown down the middle.

 

Um, 1.  It's been 1 game since they hit a homerun.

Yes.

Things are falling apart.

Cats and dogs, living together...

I miss marwin

While I really need Sano to get on base here, I really don't hate this AB either

Had to say it before I saw that swing, eh?

 

Still are.

And the wait continues...

SWOOSH

Not high leverage for Miguel

Sano is so broken.

Cats and dogs, living together...

Is this the part where we choose the form of our destruction?

 

He just fouled a ball straight back that was right down the middle.

Irrefutable proof that he can hit balls thrown down the middle.

We've gone from "strikeouts don't matter," to "a foul ball is proof he can hit."

Sano is so broken.

Nah you’re just a hater

Turned on the game just in time to see Sano, 2 outs, 2 and 2 count. I says to myself, "Watch him strike out on an outside curve."

 

Not even a question.

What a catch for Cave!!

 

Nah you’re just a hater

 

Not at all, smartass.  I want him to succeed just as much as everyone else but the fact that he's like Pedro Cerrano and can't hit anything off-speed leads me to believe that he'll never really be able to hit in this league much longer.

Okay, we're moving into "we need to get this game over so we're using really questionable arms from the pen" time.

 

Nice catch, Cave!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a fantastic catch!

Captain Cave Man!

Sano is so broken.

He's still got... an .800 ops... and..0.7 bWAR and... and... GO BACK HOME MIGUEL BASHER!!

I'm serving up Sano Haterade! Who wants a cup?

 

Turned on the game just in time to see Sano, 2 outs, 2 and 2 count. I says to myself, "Watch him strike out on an outside curve."

 

Not even a question.

Bold prediction. You only would have been right 53 out of 117 times this season.