Atta boy Max

KUPHLARRRRR!!!

 

 

Ein zwei-run dinger!

Ein ein-run dinger und ein zwei-run dinger!

The only thing I'm going to post in this game thread is 

 

KEPLER!!!

 

Every once in awhile. 

Maximus Decimus Keplerus showing that Germanic power! Why did I give him a Latin name, then?

Maxamilion!!!

ftfy

SSS but garver doesn’t look like the same guy he was before his injury

But not often enough for the word to spread to Bauer.

To be fair, his homer was the second pitch

 

The only thing I'm going to post in this game thread is 

 

KEPLER!!!

 

Every once in awhile. 

It meets every unwritten rule.

Whenever Rosario walks, the Twins win. You can look it up.

Maximum Kepler

I've got a good feeling about Berrios so far- I think this is one of his games where his stuff is going to be on point.

Edited June 7, 20197 yr by Danchat

Lol another umpire who thinks 8” off the plate is a strike

Der Schlagger update (7:12 EDT) -- with his next homer, he will tie Glenn Hubbard for second place on the career home run list among players born in Germany. He has hit 18.50 percent of all home runs hit by players born in Germany. 

 

 

 

Edited June 7, 20197 yr by IndianaTwin

Der Schlagger update (8:00 EDT) -- with that homer, he has tied Glenn Hubbard for second place on the career home run list players born in Germany. He has hit 18.72 percent of all home runs hit by players born in Germany. He needs eight more to tie Mike Blowers.

Edited June 7, 20197 yr by IndianaTwin

Ooooooooops!

2 Homers driving in 3 runs...

 

Now where have i heard that one before?

Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.

Apparently having no J.O. voodoo dolls within easy reach, Bremer resorts to the nearest alternative: ".... Berrios appears to be in command..."

Edited June 7, 20197 yr by LaBombo

Indians r gunna explode on this ump soon lol

 

Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.

 

Und eine Freikarte.

I'm about sick of Lindor this series

GARVER!!

Lindor is a good baseballer.

I hope we don't remember this as the 'Lindor Series' cause he is killing us

Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.

Quick follow up, gang:

 

If I were to write a Kraftwerk-style Jock Jam about the life and eminence of Max Kepler, which of the following would most accurately describe your level of interest?

 

A. very interested

B. somewhat interested

C. not interested

D. yes

Edited June 7, 20197 yr by Pardon My Dinger

Excuse me waitress, may I have a Pulunco with an extra large side of GARVSAUCE!

Edited June 7, 20197 yr by nmcowboy

This would be a good time for Bauer to make a mistake.

Quick follow up, gang:

 

If I were to write a Kraftwerk-style Jock Jam about the life and eminence of Max Kepler, which of the following would most accurately describe your level of interest?

 

A. very interested

B. somewhat interested

C. not interested

D. yes

A&D

Didn't we have a 4-run lead in the middle innings about 24 hours ago?