Think we see Sano today?  I'm hoping so. 

 

I would think they have to!

 

Including my Mom and Step-Dad, who are moving from Eden Prairie to Tucson at the end of the month. Something about the weather . . . .

Moving to Tucson just in time for June?

 

They're doing it wrong.

the space time continuum ripped when the Twins somehow became a good to very good team this year.

Sounds like job for the Sweeper.

 

Everyone remember rule 1, okay?

 

Moving to Tucson just in time for June?

 

They're doing it wrong.

By moving to Tuscon or by moving to Tuscon in June?

Edited May 16, 20197 yr by wsnydes

 

By moving to Tuscon or by moving to Tuscon in June?

Yes.

 

That was a setup, wuddenit?

Addison Reed DFA'd.

 

Yes.

 

That was a setup, wuddenit?

It's A Hard Habit to Break...

I agree and don't understand it either. Give me longer sunlight after work opposed before it. A lot more people are going to take advantage of sunlight at 8 PM vs 4 AM.

Yep. If anything, give me permanent DST. I want the hour in the evening.

 

Moving to Tucson just in time for June?

 

They're doing it wrong.

Anybody remember which US Cavalry general said the Lord gave the Devil a choice between living in Arizona or living in Hell and after checking out the real estate the Devil opted to rent out Arizona and moved to Hell?

 

 

Yep. If anything, give me permanent DST. I want the hour in the evening.

I'm a morning person. Too much light in the evening ruins the ambiance.

 

I'm betting Seattle gets 4 runs tonight.

 

Question is, will the final score be 25- or 6-to-4?

For that joke I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

Just kidding. That was pretty good.

 

Anybody remember which US Cavalry general said the Lord gave the Devil a choice between living in Arizona or living in Hell and after checking out the real estate the Devil opted to rent out Arizona and moved to Hell?

More cracks about my age. Lovely.

 

 

Anybody remember which US Cavalry general said the Lord gave the Devil a choice between living in Arizona or living in Hell and after checking out the real estate the Devil opted to rent out Arizona and moved to Hell?

I believe it was Philip Sheridan. I seem to recall he was head of the Western Theater after the Civil War. Could've been Sherman though. He had a bunch of pithy one-liners

Edited May 16, 20197 yr by TFRazor

 

More cracks about my age. Lovely.

At least they're just cracks...

 

You get much older, they'll be chasms

Anybody remember which US Cavalry general said the Lord gave the Devil a choice between living in Arizona or living in Hell and after checking out the real estate the Devil opted to rent out Arizona and moved to Hell?

Sheridan said it of Texas. Probably every soldier who was stationed in or passed through Arizona has said it about that place, though.

 

/ ninja'd oh well

I'm reminded of my sister...  She always had it in for me. Thought I was "the slow one," "the one most likely to be homeless," blah blah blah. She thought of me as stupid. She was Always so superior.

 

Well, she got pregnant many years ago, and unfortunately, she fell ill, eventually lapsing into a coma. Her boyfriend had ran off as soon as he got a whiff of responsibility, so if fell to me to see after her while she slept away in a hospice.

 

Eventually, she came to, and we were all relieved. The first thing she asked about was her pregnancy...had she had a baby, and if so, was everything ok?

 

"Relax," I told her. "Everything is fine. You had twins! A boy and a girl. I named them for you."

 

I could see the terror in her eyes. OH NO, she was thinking. My idiot brother probably picked some awful names.

 

"Uh...what did you name them?"

 

"I named the girl Denise."

 

She relaxed a bit. Let out a breath of relief. Not so bad.

 

"And the boy?"

 

"Danephew." 

 

 

 

I'm saving up a good one for after the first 66 questions.

 

I have to save one for two more days.

 

Think we see Sano today?  I'm hoping so. 

I think so. He said he's feelin stronger every day. 

 

(My jokes are corny, but it's hard to say I'm sorry)

Anybody know who's pitching the day after tomorrow, at newly named T-Mobile?

 

Y'know...Saturday, in the Park.

 

Including my Mom and Step-Dad, who are moving from Eden Prairie to Tucson at the end of the month. Something about the weather . . . .

Big brother and wife are leaving the lovely winters in Fargo, ND to live near Tucson during the winter.  They are of course keeping the lake home in Minnesota so they can spend the summers there.

 

Big brother and wife are leaving the lovely winters in Fargo, ND to live near Tucson during the winter.  They are of course keeping the lake home in Minnesota so they can spend the summers there.

Now THAT's how you do it.

I have to save one for two more days.

In the park, presumably.

 

Anybody know who's pitching the day after tomorrow, at newly named T-Mobile?

 

Y'know...Saturday, in the Park.

I believe you were ninja'd too. I have to resort to Barenaked Ladies rather than Chicago for a title:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3xXlXSOKk

If you've never seen this one before, check out a very loving tribute (almost note-for-note rendition). It has to be fake in some way or other, right?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_torOTK5qc

 

If you've never seen this one before, check out a very loving tribute (almost note-for-note rendition). It has to be fake in some way or other, right?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_torOTK5qc

Indeed.

 

That's not really a "police line" on the lead guitar player.

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Game thread game... let's try and add lines/titles from Chicago songs to fit in context with ongoing conversations.

Is that we're saving for Saturday maybe?

 

How do spell Kirk Cobane?

 

I'm just waiting patiently for Sunday in the park with George.

 

Then i'll finally find out which George that is...

 

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pfft.

I like the line up that Rocco put out tonight. It'll be even more fun to watch with Cruz in the 3 spot and Garver backing up Sano.

 

I'm predicting Sano goes 1 for 4 with an HR

Edited May 16, 20197 yr by MNT1996