MadLibs time. Everyone, suggest a suitable substitution.

 

I'll go with "editor", just to get the proceedings off on a low-hanging-fruit note.

 

"Thank you... I have a terrible cold copy-paste addiction. I blame that."

 

Ladies and gentlemen, you can tell your grandchildren: you were there to witness a Willians Astudillo strikeout.

Haha, #3.

 

Yet, he got his batting average over .350 at the moment.

 

With one catcher coming off a season-long injury, and another off a concussion, it would be criminal for the Twins not to keep this versatile guy around, despite his comedic factor.

Edited September 28, 20188 yr by Monkeypaws

Wow! That game thread opener almost made me feel like the Twins still had a sot at the playoffs. Whoops-Freudian spellcheck there. Anyway, nicely done.

 

In Math news, Stephen Gonsalves would've needed 205 pitches plus a time machine in order to have pitched a complete game tonight.

Didn't think I lived in the timeline where Astudillo hits .361 at some point...

Haha, #3.

I appreciate your new avatar, by the way.

Gonsalves gets the W, and people still think Wins is a good stat...hahahahahahahaha.

At least Astudillo seems to have cemented his place at catcher next year, and I do think Austin is the 1B. Now they need Buxton and Sano to play like stars.....

With Garver's head issues, I'd put him at 1B and DH and maybe RF next year, as the third catcher. 

At least Astudillo seems to have cemented his place at catcher next year, and I do think Austin is the 1B. Now they need Buxton and Sano to play like stars.....

Turn hydrogen into helium at a tempurature of millions of degrees? (thanks, they might be giants)