Yes.

Dozed off during a pitching change and figured it had to be the 9th by now

Wow. Great base running from Sano. He seems like he wants to be here. 

Note to opposing scouts: you may want to try low breaking pitches to Tyler Austin.

 

What's that you say? "We know!!!"

 

Oh.

I didn’t think there was such a thing as a less selective hitter than Sano. Looks like the Twins found him.

 

Wow. Great base running from Sano. He seems like he wants to be here. 

Sano is in the Game Thread?

Dozed off during a pitching change and figured it had to be the 9th by now

No.

Another $12 beer should cheer you right up.

I’ll work on that.

14-7. Do we need a few insurance runs, now?

Back up by a touchdown.

Wilson appears to have a pretty good slider.

 

And apparently no other serviceable pitch.

So we can all agree that labeling Logan Forsythe's hot streak a small sample anomaly is way too boring; that leaves either A) a guy playing like he wants to be in Minnesota next year or a guy playing like he wants to leave Minnesota next week.

 

I'm voting A), in the hopes it will indirectly increase real estate values in the Twin Cities.

Wow. Catching up on this one late--

 

Looks like Joe Kapp handed off to Bill Brown and then Dave Osborn, and the Vikings went up on Greg Landry and the Lions.

This is one of the worst baseball games of all time

McAllister with a tidy 135.0 ERA for the night's work...I'd suggest this

 

Up by a touchdown...I'm hoping they gamble and go for two here.

What a pitching and defense clinic tonight!!!!

2-pt conversion =Good

Tonight must be All Relievers must throw 30 pitches per appearance night

 

McAllister with a tidy 135.0 ERA for the night's work.

 

 

Let's hope he doesn't go the same route as his cousin who jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

According to gameday, that pitch almost hit Rosario...

 

Up by a touchdown...I'm hoping they gamble and go for two here.

 

Mauer could drill a tight pass in the end zone with ease.

 

2-pt conversion =Good

You stole my joke...

 

 

 

Boy, this is some brutal baseball from Detroit. Yikes... have fun over there, Gardy.

At this pace Big Erv might be eligible to finish this game

I seriously don’t believe Wilson has gotten a strike (other than balls in play) on anything besides sliders.

 

Mauer could drill a tight pass in the end zone with ease.

...I...this...um...nevermind

Heh... How pissed did Addison Reed look in that quickie bullpen shot?

 

"OK- maybe 8 runs is enough to let Addison pitch...."

I suspect the 20-30 people who haven’t left yet, will do so after the 7th inning stretch.

Tiger’s rally starts.

Maybe Addison should meet up with McAllister after that drop the bat HR for Niko "we didn't need him" Goodrum...maybe Reed would rather have some Good Rum

Reed has been having a Ervin-like issue with velocity as well... here's hoping he can regain his lost velocity for next season.