well, that's a good start

 

 

I remain convinced Kennys Vargas could have given this team the same, or better, production than Morrison. It's starting to look like last year really was the outlier rather than the new norm. Too bad.

I don't know. Vargas isn't hitting much better now, and he's in the minors. And Vargas is DH only, he cannot play a position in the majors

So much for giving Jake some breathing room

I don't understand why Morrison is in the lineup regularly with that kind of production. Morrison really makes Grossman look good offensively. Motter certainly makes Adrianza look good.

I would say this is a very ticklish situation

 

I don't understand why Morrison is in the lineup regularly with that kind of production. Morrison really makes Grossman look good offensively. Motter certainly makes Adrianza look good.

 

$$$

 

for some unexplained reason, this season, Kepler hits lefties better than righties, a lot better

 

The explanation is that he really worked on hitting lefties in the offseason- anything to avoid the "platoon player" label that was beginning to be attached to his name.

Yikes. 

Like watching paint dry with jake pitching

We....aren’t good.

were gonna need 8-10 runs today

Get the pen going Pauly

Jake getting wrecked by a weak Texas offense. 

 

Reminding me why I hardly ever tune into his starts until he is out of the game.

 

 

All those years we begged the FO to make moves in the offseason.

 

Perhaps I’ll shut my mouth in the future.

Jake Odorizzi as the number 1 in the rotation. Paul Molitor actually thought that would work. Should be fired just for that...

Jake getting wrecked by a weak Texas offense.

 

Reminding me why I hardly ever tune into his starts until he is out of the game.

I tuned in with the bases loaded and no outs. Typical of Odo, guy is a sure fire loss whenever he’s on the mound.

0-2 pitch.

 

were gonna need 8-10 runs today

 

That's 3 or 4 games worth of runs!

Can we put in another pitcher yet??

This would be a good chance to get Trevor May a few innings. Oh wait, ...

This would be a good chance to get Trevor May a few innings. Oh wait, ...

What has he done in the minors to warrant a call up?

How bad is Kepler that he is batting behind Motter?

Thanks for the laugh!

Honestly, I’d be all for Magill and Odo switching places.

Odorizzi, is reminding me of Phil Hughes, Not a good thought

Bleh, maybe I shouldn’t have went to this game. Odorizzi’s been mostly good this year but the past few starts have been bad. DL stunt maybe?

 

Good thing we DFA’d Belisle and got a fresh arm up from AAA... oh wait, we didn’t?

 

What has he done in the minors to warrant a call up?

We might be getting to the point of what guys like Odorizzi, Belisle, and Pressly aren't doing more so than what Trevor is or isn't doing. 

lamarre = rally killer AGAIN

Ryan "Rally Killer" LaMarre.

This is one of those years where we play the “what can we NOT afford to do here” game, and then we do it anyway.

My god. Get Bux up.