It's your parents fault! They should have been from Oregon. . (For all I know they are)

Oregon is great. Good advice

 

Who else besides you?

This is a contest Chief.  We have multiple representatives to ensure an unbiased game.  It's a Twins Daily standard.

 

What did we do to deserve this lineup?

Don't complain.  Pick your players and numbers.  Big money on the line tonight.  

 

Pick your click, broken bats, strike outs.  A whole new world has opened up to you in your game thread experience.  

 

Category 1: Max Kepler

Category 2: 6

Category 3: 1

Category 4: 1

 

Time of game: 3 hours 3 minutes

 

Side-bet: Total # of pitchers used by both teams combined: 7

Noted and booked.  Thank you for playing Superdave!

With this lineup, and the way they've played the last 2 weeks, as well as Toronto's track record in this stadium, it's hard to believe that the Twins are fairly heavy betting favorites tonight.

 

does domino's still give out free pizzas for no hitters?

Not sure. That's a Dominoes game.  Not sure if they have a Game Thread experience.  

 

Category #1 - Escobar...he's due

 

Category #2 - 7

 

Category #3 - 1

 

Category #4 - 2

 

Tie breaker category:  3:08

Booked and in play.  Good luck Minny!

 

Kepler

5

0

0

2

3 hrs, 22 minutes. 

Bet is booked and in play.  Thanks for playing Halsey!  Good luck!

 

DO NOT READ THE FINE PRINT!!1!

DON'T LIKE.  AT ALL!

 

I feel good about tonight's game. It's always darkest just before the dawn.

 

And man...it's really dark out there. pitch-black.

Blacker than the ace of spades.  

 

I'll take the over on both.

Booked and noted.  Good Luck Platoon!

 

1. All bets must be placed before the end of the 2nd inning.  All prizes are awarded by me at the end of the night**.  - Someone will place a bet in the fourth inning.

 

2. Any and all ties are decided by me. I bet not.

 

3. You can only bet once for each category. Okay. Wait, no. Maybe?

 

Category #1 - Who will be the best hitter tonight for the Twins? "Pick the Click" Adrianza

 

Category #2 - How many strike outs tonight for Gibson? Mr. Gibson will strike out 7 batters. Mr Gibson will not strike out.

 

Category #3 - How many stolen bases for the Twins tonight? 3

 

Category #4 - How many total broken bats tonight for both teams? 7

 

Tie breaker category:  Total time of game 3 hours 11 minutes.

You're in.  Bet is booked and in play.  Good luck!

This might be the greatest Game Thread ever.  Except when we win the ALDS and WS.  Just saying.

 

**This event is open to all people aged 18 and up. Must be present to win. Twins Daily does not take responsibility for any complaints or hurt feelings on part of the winners or losers. Belligerent behavior is not only allowed but encouraged.  Please PM Chief to settle any and all disputes.  Prizes vary and could create a tax issue with the IRS, State and local authorities. Twinssporto is not responsible for any illegal activity you decide to do on your own.  Please drink responsibly tonight. I'm so tired of the Twins poor play I want to scream!  I also don't like the "Rodney Experience". Why can't we seem to get the offense moving?  If anyone in the Twins front office is playing tonight on this Game Thread you are automatically disqualified.  You can't play until you field a better product.

 

 

DO NOT READ THE FINE PRINT!!1!

I did ,and a lot here will be out to the "drink responsibly" rule, so free to drink more for us, "can't win" ones.

Edited May 1, 20188 yr by Jerr

pick to click Joe Mauer, 3 hits and zero walks!!

 

pick to click Joe Mauer, 3 hits and zero walks!!

Bet is booked and in play.  Thank you for playing!  Good luck!

Who laces up the clown shoes tonight? I say Dozier.

 

How long til we fall behind by 5 runs?  Over/Under 4 innings.

You can place a bet on that number.  Just ask.

 

Who laces up the clown shoes tonight? I say Dozier.

 on the bench?

 

didn't you see that since they ran out of AA/AAA/AAAA RPs, they are now using them at 2B?

Edited May 1, 20188 yr by Mike Sixel

I’m cautiously optimistic that Petit taking Dozier’s spot is indicative that Molitor is going to start asserting himself with Dozier, re no more batting lead off.

Rule # 1  Never bet on a Minnesota team. Known in Vegas as a sucker's bet.

 

Rule # 2  Vegas doesn't offer an over/under on the Twins. Just an under.

 

 

I’m cautiously optimistic that Petit taking Dozier’s spot is indicative that Molitor is going to start asserting himself with Dozier, re no more batting lead off.

 

I'd probably go Kepler, Mauer, Dozier, um, hmmmmm. Ya. 

Rule # 1 Never bet on a Minnesota team. Known in Vegas as a sucker's bet.

 

Rule # 2 Vegas doesn't offer an over/under on the Twins. Just an under.

I guarantee there are overs offered every day. Always on Twins runs and bullpen innings pitched.

In other news, Gonsalves has 1-hit Pawtucket through 7 IP so far

 

In other news, Gonsalves has 1-hit Pawtucket through 7 IP so far

 

Was just about to post this, hope is a nice thing to have. 

 

Rule # 1  Never bet on a Minnesota team. Known in Vegas as a sucker's bet.

 

Rule # 2  Vegas doesn't offer an over/under on the Twins. Just an under.

Except for 1987 and 1991.

 

And 2018...

Edited May 2, 20188 yr by twinssporto

 

Who laces up the clown shoes tonight? I say Dozier.

Singular? Lately, there've been multiple candidates...

MAY we win today, please.

 

Depressing news about Sano, Buxton, and Petit getting called up. 

 

Good news on Santana.

 

 

Gibson continuing where he left off. Woo

Good Gibson.