I have an out here.

Lance Fernando Morrison aka The Duke

I’d have to go with Rodney because he was last on the mound for 3 losses and that number would have been 4 if Kepler didn’t bail him out. Then probably LoMo because he’s been like a slow burn (fizzle?) of stink, and then Lynn because he’s contributed basically nothing. We’ve lost all 4 of his starts, this would be 5 if we don’t comeback. Heck he might be #1 now that I really think about it.

After fielding a ground ball single, Rosario feels it necessary to perform a magic trick with the ball.

 

A little more chalant and less nonchalant please, Eddie

 

 

 

 

 

 

* though I think it's probably too late

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Pressly doesn't have it tonight. Bring in Reed

Remember when we thought Pressly was a shoe-in to be the new closer?

You lucked out there, Pressly.

Remember when we thought Pressly was a shoe-in to be the new closer?

no?

no?

Short memory! It was only about 5 days ago haha

So, Sano being able to pinch hit is total BS, right?

I believe Duke is going to be fine.

Good god wear that!

Obviously I'm not the one having to wear a 80+ MPH pitch, but you gotta wear that.

Smalley is right, gotta get plunked.

Whatever happened to the art of getting hit by a pitch

 

That was a perfect moment for it

 

 

Edit: ninja'd, see above

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God that was awful

No-hit #9 hitter, yup, get on base any way you can.

Dozier likes to ambush eighth inning solo homers.

Dozier looks pretty lost right now

#ContractYear

Dozier looks like he needs a day off. Too bad there is nobody on the roster to do that with Sano out

 

Dozier looks like he needs a day off. Too bad there is nobody on the roster to do that with Sano out

nick gordon

Dozier looks like he needs a day off. Too bad there is nobody on the roster to do that with Sano out

I’m sure we could find someone in Chattanooga that can go 0-5 with 3 k’s

If the Twins batters would not even swing the bat they would be better off. Teams know that there is no reason to throw strikes. 

Dozier likes to ambush eighth inning solo homers.

Dozier looks pretty lost right now

And the winner...

 

 

Aggies!

 

atta way Eddie!

Some HBP fun-with-numbers.

 

 

Ron Hunt, had a nice 10-year career, finished with a higher career OBP than SLG. Hit 39 career home runs.

 

Was credited with 50(!) HBP in the '71 season.

The defense has been pathetic in late game situations

You kidding meeeeeee

Good god, man.

 

After fielding a ground ball single, Rosario feels it necessary to perform a magic trick with the ball.

A little more chalant and less nonchalant please, Eddie







* though I think it's probably too late

 

 

He just made an out disappear.  Abracadabra.