I'm glad that I don't have a heart condition. I'd have to give up watching this team. There are other reasons too, but that's one of them.

You don't happen to be a fan of the Timberwolves, Wild, and Vikings do you?

4-6-3, I'm calling it.

This from today's very entertaining (as always) Matt Johnson Twins Almanac...

 

Luke Hughes hits HR in first Major League at-bat: 

 

Leading off the top of the third, Australia native Luke Hughes lifts Max Scherzer’s 2-2 pitch to right for an opposite field home run in his first major league at-bat.
Hughes had originally come up to bat in the second, but Delmon Young was thrown out attempting to steal third for the third out of the inning.

 

I'm reminded I'll take Eddie being Eddie.

 

4-6-3, I'm calling it.

you're welcome.

The mound is on our team today!!!

 

 

Every reliever must be drinking out of the same bottle of suck. My god

 

Bottle?

 

 

You don't happen to be a fan of the Timberwolves, Wild, and Vikings do you?

What does mental illness have to do with a heart condition?

And the suck stops for the moment

 

4-6-3, I'm calling it.

 

You got good cell service

 

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The mound is on our team today!!!

 

New post of the game leader. 

 

Bottle?

 

New POTD leader.

 

I'm not so sure. 

 

Joe Mauer told me that Phil told him that he was really bothered by your reaction to his comment which he claims was taken out of context by the reporter. 

 

As a result... he over compensated on the mound and it caused an injury to his shoulder. 

All I know is I'm happy Denard Span was shut down

I don't want to be insensitive because I really hope the guy is alright. 

 

But... Some guy in Mandan, North Dakota is missing. This is triggering a Civil Emergency Alert across North Dakota. Every time my cell phone buzzes with the announcement... My TV goes out which I assume is happening because Midco Cable is trying to broadcast the announcement but they haven't figured out how to do it seemlessly. 

 

So my TV just goes black for about a minute where the announcement should be... and it's because a Guy is missing in Mandan. 

 

Anyway... In a nutshell... I missed the Sano At-Bat. 

 

 

Morrison's going deep... calling it now

Umpire got that strikeout

 

I don't want to be insensitive because I really hope the guy is alright. 

 

But... Some guy in Mandan, North Dakota is missing. This is triggering a Civil Emergency Alert across North Dakota. Every time my cell phone buzzes with the announcement... My TV goes out which I assume is happening because the Midco Cable is trying to broadcast the announcement but they haven't figured out how to do it seemlessly. 

 

So my TV just goes black for about a minute where the announcement should be... and it's because a Guy is missing in Mandan. 

 

Anyway... In a nutshell... I missed the Sano At-Bat. 

I have some relatives in Mandan... they say it's an old woman * or a guy?? They're confused 

Edited April 22, 20188 yr by BoofBonser

Morrison's going deep... calling it now

Well he got an absolute cookie and did nothing with it.

 

All I know is I'm happy Denard Span was shut down

 

If that starts wearing off, you can try being happy that the Twins don't have an alternate uniform sponsored by a breakfast cereal...

 

 

 

Well that was an eventful inning...

I think I told all of you the other day, I usually stop at the same little neighborhood bar and have a beer on my way home from work. Well, Friday, as I was sitting there...just me and the barkeep, these two rather jolly fellows walk in, sit down at the bar, and order a Guinness each.

 

Time goes by, and the barkeep and I can't help but overhear their conversation. It's evident they're from Ireland by their accents, and the conversation gets more and more interesting as they go. 

 

"Where you from then?" says one.

 

"Ireland, of course, same as you"

 

It goes on and on like this, and amazingly, they're from the same town, and then I learn from the same part of that town, then the same street, and eventually the exact same address.

 

They leave, and I look at the barkeep and mention how awesome that was. Two guys meet in a bar, and they had lived at the same address, in Ireland no less.

 

"It's not really that awesome," he says. "That's the Murphy twins. Drunk again."

 

I have some relatives in Mandan... they say it's an old woman

 

His name is Milo Miller age 73. I think it's ok to go public on Twins Daily with his name since they are trying to tell every single person in North Dakota. 

I guess we should all just be happy he got a single hit earlier. Baby steps

Good Fernando Rodney today, please.

His name is Milo Miller age 73. I think it's ok to go public on Twins Daily with his name since they are trying to tell every single person in North Dakota.

 

ALL 47 of them?

 

New POTD leader.

Piker.

 

 

His name is Milo Miller age 73. I think it's ok to go public on Twins Daily with his name since they are trying to tell every single person in North Dakota. 

Yeah, my edit didn't show up in time... 

poor Reed. He didn't know he was going to be getting paid 18 cents per pitch when he signed with the Twins.

 

Good Fernando Rodney today, please.

Suppose this works too

 

I have some relatives in Mandan... they say it's an old woman * or a guy?? 

 

Turns out they're both right. The missing person is none other than Rush lead vocalist Geddy Lee.

 

Edited April 22, 20188 yr by LaBombo

So NOW Molitor keeps Reed in an extra inning... smh