Actually, his initials are PPD.

He's the master of the ephus ball. Takes days for that to reach the plate.

Keep 'em in their eggshells, and by all means, do not count them.

Got it.

 

I'll keep the incubator running, but keep 'em seperate from the snake and platypus eggs.

in quasi-related news: Yu Darvish was shellacked again today - SO MUCH MORE preferring both Lynn and Odorizzi for less combined than Yu right now.

There will probably be teams with 17 games played before we've played 12... 
 

Wild game it is!

Are they off playing already?

 

I wanted to see a baseball game today, but at least it saves us from Phil Hughes again. Maybe we could go the whole season with 4 starters going 40 starts with byes every 5th game... I wonder if their arms would hold up. Probably not a good idea.

Their arms will be fine.  Bert Blyleven says its so.  

 

He's the master of the ephus ball. Takes days for that to reach the plate.

His initials are FTS. Frosty The Snowman.

 

I wanted to see a baseball game today, but at least it saves us from Phil Hughes again. Maybe we could go the whole season with 4 starters going 40 starts with byes every 5th game... I wonder if their arms would hold up. Probably not a good idea.

 

40 Berrios starts?

 

 

Yes please!