Who's got Castro with a grannie here?

Never mind

I see we are good at solo homeruns again this year. Maybe one day we can get them with runners on

 

Sounds like a last resort. First, double check that an error code isn't showing on the display - take a sledge hammer to it.

I got an error code once after I opened up the "Do Not Open" panel. It was 'WTF R U Doing?" Anyybody familiar with that?

And Twitter and Facebook!    Soon enough, my dishwasher will be posting to TD!

In Russian.

I’ll take that call.

Love that check swing call !!

 

I see we are good at solo homeruns again this year. Maybe one day we can get them with runners on

 

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I see we are good at solo homeruns again this year. Maybe one day we can get them with runners on

Yeah, I don’t feel comfortable with a 5-0 lead either.

Holy moly

Wow. Eddie. Ro. Sario. You. Beautiful. Puertorican!

Easy catch by Rosario on that can-of-corn!

Yeah and you know the key to good humor timing.

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There’s a catch I hope to never see again.

An Arcia-esque catch there

 

In Russian.

Nyet

 

Easy catch by Rosario on that can-of-corn!

 

Yeah... It kinda floated softly into his right hand. 

You know, we are about to complete an entire month with our starters posting a 0.00 ERA.  I would've thought we'd have a better record.

My Dad taught me. But he also taught me the useful trick of using my handbrake, and letting it down slowly as I lift the clutch and push down on the gas. Nowadays, I don't need that help, but back then ... was a useful tip. Of course, there was that one time that I pushed down a bit too much on the gas and came up too quick on the clutch ... burned a little rubber on that one.

Having left strict instructions NOT to take the second car out whilst we were out for the evening I was surprised to see it still in perfect position upon our return. The next evening, at supper, I made mention of the luck I had in the morning not breaking my jaw getting into the car. How is that daughter #1 asked? I said it was because she had forgotten to move the seat back after using it the evening before. Lol. So despite putting gas in it, marking the parking spot with pebbles, and readjusting the rear view mirror, they forgot to slide the seat back. They tried so hard, and always were so amazed that they failed so miserably!

 

An Arcia-esque catch there

 

Arcia-esque and catch in the same sentence seems like an oxymoron. 

 

Yeah and you know the key to good humor timing.

You're still learning, then?

 

You're still learning, then?

THAT'S THE JOKE.

Just a side note but it was driving me nuts to which actor Kyle Gibson looked like and it just dawned on me, it's totally Oliver Hudson......ok, back to baseball

Woooooooooooo!

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I was waiting for you to speak at that moment ...

 

It’s not so much knowing when to speak, but when to pause.

I'm trying to imagine the name calling portion of the story in my head. 

 

I'm going to assume they used Xavier if they tried to do it alphabetically.

 

Xavier would have exceeded the maximum amount of letters in each name by 2.

I like it when they do game breaks to show a highlight and then their graphics actually cover up the highlight (Ichiro's catch).

 

Just a side note but it was driving me nuts to which actor Kyle Gibson looked like and it just dawned on me, it's totally Oliver Hudson......ok, back to baseball

 

That seems generous.

 

Kyle, is that you? You're supposed to be pitching right now. 

Great outing by Gibson. Very impressive tonight.

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I was waiting for you to speak at that moment ...

It’s not so much knowing when to speak, but when to pause.

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