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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 3/29@2:05pm CT


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Happy day everyone!

Shameless plug: there are a half dozen or so April game threads still in need of a volunteer...you know what to do!

It's not a shameless plug ... it's a plug of necessity! That sounded weird. Anyway ... here are the available dates left for April. Get your game thread on!

 

4/8 Sea
4/13 CWS
4/15 CWS
4/18 CLE at Puerto Rico
4/25 @ NYY

 

(And a few quick how tos and what nots found here. Just PM Chief and Carole.)

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I consider him the Brad Radke of Opening Day (I should capitalize Opening Day, right?  Sort of like Christmas and Thanksgiving - All are holidays.).  Now we just wait until game 2 for Johan Santana. 

 

J/K good job!

 

Agree - the first paragraph was pretty weak, but the results were fantastic the rest of the way

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First there is zero doubt that River is the Ace of the TD staff!

 

Second why is there so much effort put into speeding up the game and nothing about speeding up the off season?

 

Third please no complaining about balls and strike calls, at least during the opener.

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Second why is there so much effort put into speeding up the game and nothing about speeding up the off season?

Baseball IMO does it right compared to the winter sports. It gives us time to actually miss the sport. With basketball and hockey they have like 2 weeks off then it's next season already.

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I thought of commenting on the bunting, but out of a profound respect for the elderly who live in the Western time zone, and can't get out of bed that early, I thought I would leave that ripe fruit for him! :).

 

Who are you talking about, there are several options...

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Is it funny that I'm more excited about Opening Day than Christmas?   I started toe tapping and couldn't sit still last night and it hasn't stopped yet.  

 

Seriously... I think I may be more excited about this than my kid's birthdays (Ok, I'm kidding about that one a little bit ;) ).

 

Wow, I'm really a terrible human being :(

 

The only reason Christmas is better is because my kids are in town....otherwise, this day is much better.

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I went to college just outside of Baltimore.  This morning, my alumni association put out a post on social media saying they still had Opening Day tickets for sale.  One small problem.  I live in Orlando.   :banghead:

 

 

Very eager to see this first week and how the new additions blend in and how much the returning players have improved.

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It was reported that Russian Double Agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter may have been victims of door poisoning. Russia has come a long way since Rasputin; they have been practicing the poisoning of Doors technique since 1969. It wasn’t fatal back then but it did produce a severe lack in judgement which resulted in “The Soft Parade”.

 

 

I strongly suspect that RB has the only Doors reference related to an MLB team on opening day in 2018.

 

Truth be told, the worst Doors album is still a cut above what passes for most rock music today. And the poet and "Runnin' Blue Shaman", Jim Morrison gives us plenty of fodder to work with vis a vis the Twins.

 

I mean, really, 'Cmon, cmon now', it wouldn't just "Touch Me" or make me "Wishful, Sinful" or a "Wild Child" if I were to "Tell All The People" that it's time to "Do It" and and join the "Easy Ride" on the 2018 MN Twins "Soft Parade" on Opening Day and all the way to the playoffs, amIright? 

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What is Molly thinking?  That's the strangest lineup I ever saw!   

Omg!  Why isn't he pinch hitting here?  Come on, man, this is Baseball 101!

Holy moley, I'm lovin' me some Odor-Easy!  What a great pickup!

Chicken!  Chicken!  Chicken Dinnah!!!!  Woo hoooo!!!!!

 

__________ must have compromising pics of molitor.

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