Our front office/Molly looking like the OGs now

Uncle Jesse with the base knock!

 

I'm going to go ahead and ask you not to do that. This is a family site.

 

Agreed.

Congrats to LaMarre on his first hit as a Twin. Or ever. Or whatever.

Unsustainable BABIP strikes again.

ENOUGH WITH THE BUNTING!!!

 

HIT DINGERS!!!

Did someone try to bunt?

LaMarre is one of my favorite players already
Dude looks like he just shows up and goes to work every day

LaMarre with the base hit, as expected.

 

O Baseball, thou art so good at keeping me on the edge of my seat. 

 

I shall call this, "edging."

 

I don't think means what you think it does.

Reed looks like a nice addison. 

Surprised not to find anyone ftfy already...

Steal home, no one can hit...

 

I don't think means what you think it does.

 

Great...back to everyone not being able to get the big hit.

So much for shortening the length of the game.

 

I'm going to go ahead and ask you not to do that. This is a family site.

 

There are families and then there are families.

 

 

Did someone try to bunt?

 

Mauer squared to bunt in the 10th, Cheech Rosario just squared up in the 11th.  

 

Stop the insanity.

 

I don't think means what you think it does.

Wait a sec, let me look that up.

Urban dictionary...

Oh.

Mauer squared to bunt in the 10th, Cheech Rosario just squared up in the 11th.

 

Stop the insanity.

Awful.

Well then

Ok then

Sigh

Fernando Rodney threw a beach ball there

gg

 

Great game, bad ending. 

 

Darn it.

season's over.

Twins have now lost 9 of their last 10 openers. Yuck.

 

Great...back to everyone not being able to get the big hit.

Not everyone.

Well, at least they made it fun.

That hasn't worked at all, has it?

 

So much for Rodney not being HR prone.

 

That’s gonna leave a mark.