Not sliced bacon sounds inedible.

Never had pork belly? Great done in the smoker.

Okay, admittedly I wasn't watching, but I heard the call on the radio!

And you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Not about this game.  But the Astro's are getting shifty:

 

Not about this game.  But the Astro's are getting shifty:

I wonder how hard it really is to just slap hit anything to the left side  (with a swing that would 99% of the time generate an out).  I can't imagine it's that tough...

 

Not about this game.  But the Astro's are getting shifty:

wow.  any ball on the ground to the left side, anywhere, at any velocity, is a hit.

 

Not about this game.  But the Astro's are getting shifty:

Pretty deep third baseman. I bet he comes in a little when there's a man on base.

Nice play Sano-zee.

 

Never had pork belly? Great done in the smoker.

 

No thanks, I get claustrophobic eating in enclosed spaces.

Thank god Schoop is allergic to taking a walk. 

 

 

Pretty deep third baseman. I bet he comes in a little when there's a man on base.

Speaking of third basemen, how're we liking the defensive chops ours showed to close out the third inning?

Two clowns are eating a cannibal...wait, I think I got this wrong.

No commercials are repeating yet on MLB.tv... We'll see if they keep that up throughout the season.

I have zero doubt Sano could be a great third baseman if he really wanted to.

 

Not about this game.  But the Astro's are getting shifty:

Time to bunt.

I'm bored.  When do they start the innings with runners on second again?

 

No commercials are repeating yet on MLB.tv... We'll see if they keep that up throughout the season.

I've got the over. 

 

I'm bored.  When do they start the innings with runners on second again?

When hell freezes over.

I’ m calling a tater here.

 

No commercials are repeating yet on MLB.tv... We'll see if they keep that up throughout the season.

Opening Day, everybody is in the lineup, just wait....

 

Thank god Schoop is allergic to taking a walk. 

He's seeing a lot of pitches, but walks do seem to be out of Jonathan's scope.

When hell freezes over.

Good album...

Rosie taking walks!

 

When hell freezes over.

Rosario walked, so...

 

Rosie taking walk!

ftfy.

That was damn close.

Rosario looked safe to me.

He is safe for sure

 

He is safe for sure

Now he's safe. 

_{Anyone know if Rosario was safe?}

 

He's seeing a lot of pitches, but walks do seem to be out of Jonathan's scope.

 

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