March 8, 20188 yr Ervin "Johan the Younger" Santana - technically inaccurate after he legally changed his name.
March 8, 20188 yr Grouping these three together...No one as yet has mentioned the low-hanging fruit of Ryan "The King" Pressly?Ditto, Jason "Fidel" Castro.Ditto, Eduardo "Pablo" Escobar, though slightly more obscure.
March 8, 20188 yr Jake Odorizzi: Credit goes to whoever came up with the Bermanism “Eggs” Odorizzi on a prior thread. This also acknowledges the goose eggs he’s going to put on the scoreboard every five days. Sorry...I gotta go with the obvious on this one - Stink.
March 8, 20188 yr Zack "Countertop" Granite - love it or hate it, probably hate itLeaning toward Rock...just Rock...no first name, no last name, kinda like Cher, Madonna....just Rock.
March 8, 20188 yr Leaning toward Rock...just Rock...no first name, no last name, kinda like Cher, Madonna....just Rock.Yeah, it's inevitably going to be something like that. He probably got tired of the playground banter by third grade, but oh well. He could pull an Ervin Santana and file for a legal name change, if it bothers him.
March 8, 20188 yr OK, the rules said one at a time. Brace yourselves... Kennys "Bye Bye" Vargas - for the home runs, or for his destiny with the team?How about Viva Las Vargas?
March 9, 20188 yr Zack "Countertop" Granite - love it or hate it, probably hate it I'm good with that. Who wouldn't want the nickname "Countertop" Hey Countertop!!!
March 9, 20188 yr My favorite nickname ever in baseball: Eyechart. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Gwosdz
March 9, 20188 yr I'm good with that. Who wouldn't want the nickname "Countertop" Hey Countertop!!! Exactly! It has the merit of getting the attention of one and only one person when shouted into a crowd.
March 9, 20188 yr Exactly! It has the merit of getting the attention of one and only one person when shouted into a crowd. It'll be at its most interesting at a crowded convenience store. Zach will acknowledge while everyone else will wonder why the person doesn't keep going and name everything else he sees. "Counter top, magazine rack, refrigerator full of rock star. real old looking hot dogs". (True Story) We had a cat named "Rope" and the cat got outside one day. My wife went out and yelled "Rope" and yelled that at intervals trying to call the cat back. I don't know how many "Rope" calls it took but eventually our neighbor brought some rope over. (True Story)
March 9, 20188 yr Exactly! It has the merit of getting the attention of one and only one person when shouted into a crowd. You sure about that?
March 9, 20188 yr It'll be at its most interesting at a crowded convenience store. Zach will acknowledge while everyone else will wonder why the person doesn't keep going and name everything else he sees. "Counter top, magazine rack, refrigerator full of rock star. real old looking hot dogs". (True Story) We had a cat named "Rope" and the cat got outside one day. My wife went out and yelled "Rope" and yelled that at intervals trying to call the cat back. I don't know how many "Rope" calls it took but eventually our neighbor brought some rope over. (True Story) You left out the best part of your story: your dad named his next cats "Beer" and "Whiskey".
March 9, 20188 yr You left out the best part of your story: your dad named his next cats "Beer" and "Whiskey".
March 9, 20188 yr Eggs is good. I also like "Whiff" because of the Easy Odor of his last name.Also goes with how lots of people eat their eggs over easy.....odorizzi....sound about the same....
March 9, 20188 yr Zach the legomaniacMad MaxHindeburgHughe waist of money or I had my PhilJose Barrier to baseLogan "Wolverine" MorrisonSing us the song of the Sano Man....Sniffer...for Santana from smell em...FernandomaniaBushwhack ...Busenitz or deesenutzV for Pressly since he was a rule V steal and has a vendetta to show itThe Walking dead for Grossman as he walks alot and plays the OF like a walker.... Thats all i got some are duds others are just others... Edited March 9, 20188 yr by Brandon
March 25, 20188 yr It’s like you shortened his name to an airport code.I guess you just don’t know anything about music...
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