Umm, Bremer needs to retire. How does he forget that Dozier has 30 plus HR?

A truly horrendous at bat by Ed

Why would you ever throw Judge a fastball?  He cannot hit off speed pitches. Bad pitch call/selection by Castro and Santana.

 

Also, what the hell are the Twins swinging at?  

Oy. Rosario.

Nice strikezone

So much for having an inside scouting report on Garcia. The way we're swinging, he might as well be a AA callup

Just swinging at trash pitches.  Typical Twins fashion making a sub-par pitcher look like a cy young candidate...

Situational hitting continues to be non existent

Didn't realize Severino was pitching today for the Yankees.

Jesus. This ump.

Ha, the Yankees analysts were hoping to get 5 innings out of Garcia. 5.

Pathetic at bats, boys.

great trade, Falvine.

I thought Garcia was a 5K/9 guy my mistake it's 5K/2

This team needs to learn how to fundamentally move runners over and take advantage of RISP and no outs.

 

Cue pithy "troll" comments.

It's like this team gets to the Bronx (armpit of NYC) and they turn into a different bunch... THIS IS NOT THE SAME TEAM THAT OWNED THE TWINS IN THE 2000's!  Mauer must have scared them into thinking this Yankees team is a juggernaut.  

Jesus. This ump.

Ump? Rosario and Eduardo has two of the worst at bats you'll see at the ML level, and I'm only slightly exaggerating

 

So much for having an inside scouting report on Garcia. The way we're swinging, he might as well be a AA callup

 

Inside Scouting report? What exactly did we learn? The guy averages 7 K's per 9 and he has 5 in two innings against us. 

 

 

 

 

Jesus. This ump.

 

He was embarrassed to call that strike to Grossman

We have a .500 BABIP.

 

Unsustainable 

It's a shame the Twins are facing Johan Santana tonight.

 

Ump? Rosario and Eduardo has two of the worst at bats you'll see at the ML level, and I'm only slightly exaggerating

 

Yeah, the ump doesn't make them swing at pitches in the dirt and three feet outside...

It's a shame the Twins are facing Johan Santana tonight.

If the first two innings are any indication, they wouldn't hit Karim Garcia either.

 

But it's early.

Yankees 0.000 BABIP.

 

They're due

Honestly though, this Yankees team is not a good team.  They have one guy who hits the sh!* out of fastballs... If I were Santana, I'd buzz a couple fastballs right under his chin.

Ump? Rosario and Eduardo has two of the worst at bats you'll see at the ML level, and I'm only slightly exaggerating

Oh no, their plate appearances were terrible.

 

But the striezone appears to be huge tonight. Like absurdly so.

I'll give the Twins "1 time through the order" grace. 

 

When Dozier hits... he better hit!!!

 

Or else... I'll type something. 

Oh no, their plate appearances were terrible.

But the striezone appears to be huge tonight. Like absurdly so.

I will say that he botched Escobar "foul"

 

I will say that he botched Escobar "foul"

 

Really? I didn't think so

Really? I didn't think so

It didn't hit anything other than dirt