On a pace for 9-9.

still.

 

so i guess joe mauer ISN'T gonna finish out the season batting 1.000.

 

yup. from opening day...........

I hope Cleveland keeps winning. Let them peak at exactly the wrong time, just like the A's did in 02

Why did the old lady fall down the well?

 

still.

 

Not any more. Santana < 10 pitches per inning.

still.

Now the Royals are behind that pace.

 

I can live with that.

Why did the old lady fall down the well?

Was it marked "well"?

 

Was it marked "well"?

Dunno.

 

But the reason:  she didn't see that well.

Eddie grimley baby

Twins still on pace.

There you go Rosario!

Rosario with the bases empty sac fly.

Buxton being silly like the old days

pull out the fork on eddie?

Eddie go BOOM!

There you go Rosario!

Is it to early to acknowledge the expert antijinx?

Damn Yankees up 5-1 in the 3rd.

I wonder if anyone had predicted Rosario to hit 20+ HRs this season.

 

I wonder if anyone had predicted Rosario to hit 20+ HRs this season.

eddie's mom?

 

I wonder if anyone had predicted Rosario to hit 20+ HRs this season.

 

I can't claim to have predicted it, but it doesn't surprise me. Remember that he beat out Sano for the league HR title at Elizabethton in their first full year in the Twins' system. He's got some power.

No good deed goes unpunished.  I was cleaning out my entertainment center a few days ago and I came across a VHS tape of the movie "Shane."  It had the Blockbuster logo on it, so I figured I had rented it years ago and forgot to return it. 

 

I felt bad, searched the internet, and found that Blockbuster still has a corporate office somewhere.  I contacted their customer service department, and the nice lady took my information and said I'd hear from someone soon.  A couple hours later, there was a knock on the door, and two policemen arrested me for theft.  Blockbuster had called the police and filed a theft complaint.

 

Long story short, I ended up in misdemeanor court, and it cost me $301 dollars!

 

A $300 dollar fine from the court...and a $1 fine from Blockbuster for not rewinding.

Take this game over, Erv.

 

No good deed goes unpunished.  I was cleaning out my entertainment center a few days ago and I came across a VHS tape of the movie "Shane."  It had the Blockbuster logo on it, so I figured I had rented it years ago and forgot to return it. 

 

I felt bad, searched the internet, and found that Blockbuster still has a corporate office somewhere.  I contacted their customer service department, and the nice lady took my information and said I'd hear from someone soon.  A couple hours later, there was a knock on the door, and two policemen arrested me for theft.  Blockbuster had called the police and filed a theft complaint.

 

Long story short, I ended up in misdemeanor court, and it cost me $301 dollars!

 

A $300 dollar fine from the court...and a $1 fine from Blockbuster for not rewinding.

 

Ugly story. Did you get to keep the movie?

No good deed goes unpunished.  I was cleaning out my entertainment center a few days ago and I came across a VHS tape of the movie "Shane."  It had the Blockbuster logo on it, so I figured I had rented it years ago and forgot to return it. 

 

I felt bad, searched the internet, and found that Blockbuster still has a corporate office somewhere.  I contacted their customer service department, and the nice lady took my information and said I'd hear from someone soon.  A couple hours later, there was a knock on the door, and two policemen arrested me for theft.  Blockbuster had called the police and filed a theft complaint.

 

Long story short, I ended up in misdemeanor court, and it cost me $301 dollars!

 

A $300 dollar fine from the court...and a $1 fine from Blockbuster for not rewinding.

You got what you deserved.

They're already done with Kennedy, huh? Time to wear down their bullpen.

 

You got what you deserved.

few laughs?

few laughs?

Very few. As usual.

few laughs?

You got to watch the movie at least, right?

 

It's a pretty good movie, with the Grand Tetons as a backdrop, no?

 

Made my pa's list of top westerns.

 

Ugly story. Did you get to keep the movie?

No, they told me the movie had to come baaaaack.

 

edit:  not to pat myself on the back too hard, but this is the best thing I have ever posted.

Intentional unintentional walk to Mauer.