Thank God for Bux in CF.  I don't care if he bats 160, he saves them so many runs.

 

And hell, if he keeps bunting like that every time, he'll hit .500.

bunt-a-palooza

 

That Mauer guy should play more.

 

But then he would have to pitch a fit and force Molitor to put his name on the lineup card.

 

Uh oh. Can of worms?

Hawkins puts me to sleep.  

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

 

4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:

Morgan: Hey, Joe… I’ve always wondered what it was like being a ghost.

McCarthy: It’s alright… it’s a lot like being alive only you are not.

Maddon: What kind of things do ghosts do?

McCarthy: I don’t know… we get together and play Pac-Man… we gather around the fire and tell people stories. The same stuff you guys do.

Mauer: If you don’t mind me asking… how did you die?

McCarthy: I was literally scared half to death… twice.

A day late, a dollar short. Been busy trying to recreate my youth.

 

If you meant Joe Morgan, the manager of the BoSox from some years back, I might have a systems collapse!

 

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

10 margaritas in already?

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

Me, too. Er, watching the Jays broadcast, but not in vomit mode.

But then he would have to pitch a fit and force Molitor to put his name on the lineup card.

 

Uh oh. Can of worms?

Walking the tightrope for sure.

That Mauer guy should play more.

I can only assume he destroyed several bats and water coolers while demanding to be in the lineup against a lefty

Have you been drinking again?

Not yet

Me, too. Er, watching the Jays broadcast, but not in vomit mode.

I have a unique perspective on their over the top homerism.

Watching the Jays broadcast.....trying not to vomit.

I know, right?

I can only assume he destroyed several bats and water coolers while demanding to be in the lineup against a lefty

Not for nothin' but 2-3 with 2 runs scored against...gasp...a lefty. Kind of helping us out tonight dontcha think

10 margaritas in already?

It's all Buck Martinez related. Truly awful

Not for nothin' but 2-3 with 2 runs scored against...gasp...a lefty. Kind of helping us out tonight dontcha think

Stupid Mollie!

sac fly.

rbi.

 

that rhymes!

 

Hawkins puts me to sleep.  

Different strokes I guess. Personally, I think he's been the best of the fill in broadcasters this season. Though I also know not everyone shares my dislike of Torii or Smalley in the booth.

It's all Buck Martinez related. Truly awful

Buck has an incredible ability to make you want to punch yourself unconscious.

This Morales guy is a pudgy little fellow.

 

Not bad though.

Donaldson on 1 pitch, third time through the order is a big out.

Stupid Mollie!

You got a clubhouse pass yesterday? Cool! How'd you pull that off?

You got a clubhouse pass yesterday? Cool! How'd you pull that off?

It's the speculators pass, you have one, don't you?

Buck has an incredible ability to make you want to punch yourself unconscious.

In a way I thought only Hawk Harrelson could

It's the speculators pass, you have one, don't you?

Yep, and there's no harm in showing it

Jays announcers seemingly unaware Bautista only hit dingers against the Twins at TF.

 

This Morales guy is a pudgy little fellow.

Not bad though.

"The Round Mound of Keep the Ball on the Ground."

 

http://theboombox.com/files/2016/08/Charles-Barkley-Nicholas-Hunt.jpg

 

I'll have y'all know, I did NOT cook chicken for dinner tonight.

 

Chicken Parm here!!

Chicken Parm here!!

I had mcdonalds tonight. The nuggets were good, fries were not. No fast food tastes good to me anymore. I remember BK being awesome about 15+ years ago

Remember way back when, when Molitor thought Buck in the 3 hole was a good idea? Well...its been happening as of late and looks pretty good. Does he stay there when Sano comes back?