Let's hope Zen-tana shows up tonight. 

 

And there goes the bp ...
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I see you're sitting on the starboard side not too far from the dugout...

 

Port was originally larboard but that was too close to starboard so they switched it.

 

In Slovak, "left" is "vlavo" and "right" is "vpravo." It must be difficult to get oral directions when driving...

That was an E-Zen inning. 11 pitches, effortless control. 

I see you're sitting on the starboard side not too far from the dugout...

Thereabouts is where I took the photo

Meanwhile Shields is starting this game off really well...

I see you're sitting on the starboard side not too far from the dugout...

I didn't know ballparks had a bow...

 

Please remind me?

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Pitcher's duel. Both these vets look really sharp. 

Both pitchers are throwing with ease, rhythm and confidence. See how Shields idly tossed the ball to himself? Confidence, just like when Colon does it. This could be a very low scoring game. The pitchers are making it look easy.

It's actually kind of chilly out tonight. Only 60-something.

Shields delivery makes it seem like he's throwing a lot harder than he actually is

Well that happened

Yuck

Jesus christ, what a little league play 

 

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Buxton doing "Tequila"

Jesus christ, what a little league play

Gigantic lack of Hustle from Kepler. Set all that in motion

Catch the ball, Eduardo.

 

Sometimes this team relapses to its 2016 version.

Well, Esco needs to hit a home run to make up for that.

Kepler ran after that ball like he's still sick. Threw the ball like he's still sick. Get him out of there. 

 

Jesus christ, what a little league play 

 

totally. lazy start of play by Kepler, and Santana and Rosario both standing around instead of thinking ahead of possibilities. very poor defense. no intensity.

Jesus christ, what a little league play

 

My bad...I shouldn'ta checked the score.

No way in hell that error is on Polanco though. Hit him right in the hands...and you know how the saying goes. If it hits your glove, catch it. 

So are we gonna get any baserunners tonight or???

So are we gonna get any baserunners tonight or???

I could have just waited literally 39 seconds before posting that

Jorge Mudda fuggin' Polanco baby!!

He did not miss it.

 

 

 

/drink

Has anyone ever homered in all 5 games of a 5 game series?

 

Think about it

Late

 

 

August

 

 

 

Polanco