Depends. What kind of chocolate?

Hershey's

 

It is so convenient to break them in half, as then they are labeled...

 

(fond memories of summer camp trail lunch default desert. That or oranges. And hard to say which was stickier if you are bad at pealing oranges...)

 

DIAMONDBACKS

David Peralta LF
A.J. Pollock CF
Jake Lamb 3B
Paul Goldschmidt 1B
J.D. Martinez RF
Daniel Descalso 2B
Brandon Drury DH
Ketel Marte SS
Jeff Mathis C

 

Zack Greinki P

 

TWINS

Brian Dozier 2B
Max Kepler RF
Joe Mauer 1B
Miguel Sano DH
Eddie Rosario LF
Eduardo Escobar 3B
Byron Buxton CF
Jorge Polanco SS
Jason Castro C

 

Jose Berrios P

 

Ummmm ... sigh ... still no Garver ... but where to slot him in the lineup when your outfield is doing well, Sano is DHing and both Esco and Polanco are hitting; I guess they don't want him catching Berrios.

I'm ok with Garver not getting his first action against a RH pitcher, and Greinke at that.

 

If I had to guess, I'd also guess they don't think much of his catching...that would explain a lot.

 

In any case, might want to pitch a gem tonight, Jay-Oh.  I don't see the Twins scoring 10 tonight.

Miss Vanimal likes you for you. So should her parents.

 

I met my in laws at a restaurant, was myself. 12 years later my wife swears they like me more than their own daughter

On the Dbacks pregame show, one of the broadcasters (Todd Walsh) named Target Field as "in his top five in all of the major leagues."

 

Nice.

 

Also--on a dare--he signed off from "St Paul, Minneapolis"  rather than the other way around.  I like it when visiting broadcasters have a sense of the place they're visiting.

Cuddyer needs some Just for Men. 

Think Johan will make the Twins Hall of Fame?

Sorry, i just brought flowers and chocolate...

 

Was something else expected of me?

A song to serenade the audience?

A song to serenade the audience?

Is rick-roling socially acceptable under these circumstances?

 

I'll see what i can do...

Can somebody explain to me how the D-Backs are paying Goldschimdt just $8.75M this year and $11M next season? Who signed off on that deal?

Angel Hernandez is home plate umpire. May the Lord have mercy.

two pretty big ABs here.

 

Rosario fails.

 

c'monnnnnnnnn Esco!

uffda.

 

Gotta take advantage of opportunities like that.

Rosario's overaggressiveness really hurt the Twins that inning

What is our BA with the bases loaded? It has to be under .250

A song to serenade the audience?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1tKZ3flZZY

 

How does that suite?

 

Oh right the game is on!

Is there a worse team in the MLB with runners on 3rd and less than 2 out? The numbers have to be out there somewhere.

Gee and Melville for the double header Monday sound uninspiring.

 

Gee and Melville for the double header Monday sound uninspiring.

Yes, of course ... I'm going to those games.

 

Yes, of course ... I'm going to those games.

We hold you responsible for the results.

 

We hold you responsible for the results.

Hmmm ...

Melville? Hmmm.

My dog, Buxton can talk.  No...really.  

 

My friend Ashbury was visiting recently, but didn’t believe that Buxton could talk. So Ash asked him, “What’s on top of a house?”

 

“Roof,” said Buxton.

 

Ash wasn’t convinced. So he asked Buxton how sandpaper feels.

 

“Rough.”

 

Ash had a bemused look on his face..."I think I see what you're trying to pull, here, Chief.  But OK,  I'll play along.  He turned to Buxton and, with a wry smile, asked "O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” 

 

“Ruth.”

 

With that, Ash gave us a little courtesy laugh, and walked away.

 

Buxton looked up and me and said "He's one of them saber guys, isn't he.  I should have said Bonds."

Actually, Greinke looks really sharp right now. This could be hard.

Really, really have a bad feeling about that first inning.

Let's hope Berrios is ready for a pitcher's duel 

When the Twins beat Grienke in the past, seems like it was free swingers like Rosario that got him. Rosie swings at pitches that make no sense, and sometimes hits the snot out of them.

Chances that we get more than run baserunner in an inning against Greinke the rest of the night?

I wonder if Berrios would toy with a really slow curve, like Grienke does. Free strikes on that first pitch.

Really, really have a bad feeling about that first inning.

Like millions of baserunners crying out, and then suddenly silenced?

 

That pitch is too far out of range... It would be well to let it go...

Good thing that guy in the stands yelled, "swing!" All credit, dude.