Buck!

Rosario and Buxton combine for a run. The new wave has arrived.

Buxton with the rib!

Big hit there for Mr. Buxton. Good to see.

Buxton has really turned a corner

Wait...wait, wait...how in Jebus' name did Colon get out of that bases loaded jam with no outs? Wasn't watching.

 

Wait...wait, wait...how in Jebus' name did Colon get out of that bases loaded jam with no outs? Wasn't watching.

With big, sexy magic

 

Wait...wait, wait...how in Jebus' name did Colon get out of that bases loaded jam with no outs? Wasn't watching.

Two K's and a harmless fly ball, natch.

I am secure enough in my manhood to say that I have a bromance with Big Sexy. What he did in the 2nd was awesome! Pay attention young Twins pitchers!

I feel like a 600 foot home run from Encarnacion is inevitable tonight.

Bart has to stop playing with fire

Bart has to stop playing with fire

Magicians play with fire, my man. That's what they do.

Polanco needs to buy joe about 20 steak dinners. Saved his hide more times than that

Not as ridiculous as last inning but still ridiculous.

*whistles lasciviously*

Did I mention that Polanco's arm is marginal?

 

Did I mention that Polanco's arm is marginal?

 

He never fails to mention it every time he makes a throw. 

 

Polanco needs to buy joe about 20 steak dinners. Saved his hide more times than that

Maybe Joe, who can afford it, should buy Polanco a steak dinner and speak to him about his throws.  

 

 

He never fails to mention it every time he makes a throw. 

He keeps throwing it the same way.

Oof. Santana can hit.

Polanco is just making Joe work for that salary. Or that seems like the most logical explanation because its hard to believe a MLB player can't throw from second to first on the fly.

Is Gee free today? Or not available?

Is Gee free today? Or not available?

One of them should be available

 

Oof. Santana can hit.

I had a doctor appointment today at the VA, and he told me I really need to stretch more.  So I made an appointment with a workout guru here in town, and sat down to talk to him.  "Listen," I said, "can you teach me to do the splits?"

 

"Well, how flexible are you" he asked.

 

So I told him.  

 

"I can't do mornings on Wednesdays."

 

One of them should be available

That's a terrible pun.  Barry bad.

Sorry Joe, but that is a perfectly placed pitch

I had a doctor appointment today at the VA, and he told me I really need to stretch more.  So I made an appointment with a workout guru here in town, and sat down to talk to him.  "Listen," I said, "can you teach me to do the splits?"

 

"Well, how flexible are you" he asked.

 

So I told him.  

 

"I can't do mornings on Wednesdays."

Have I mentioned Polanco's arm?

A 1-2-3 inning would be great, Colon!

Sano is trying to pull everything.

Edited August 16, 20179 yr by adorduan