Game Thread: Twins v Yankees, 7/18@7:10pm CT (5:10pm PT)

[70charger]

 

I need to get a Colon jersey.

 

How does that guy have one already? And with the correct number and everything?

[70charger]

Well, I guess he's been number 40 pretty much everywhere. But still.

[Craig Arko]

How does that guy have one already? And with the correct number and everything?

Marketing. Or iron-on letters.

[Aggies7]

It was the name they gave themselves.

I know.

[Squirrel]

How does that guy have one already? And with the correct number and everything?

Is he wearing the same number he wore elsewhere? Sure it's a Twins jersey?

[yarnivek1972]

How does that guy have one already? And with the correct number and everything?

Are we sure it was a Twins jersey? They didn't show the front.

[Aggies7]

Oh god not cooper again

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Nope. I always remember a face.

So... I guess that means you could identify who worked on that corner????

[Aggies7]

So...when do we start cranking the pen?

[Squirrel]

"Soul patrol" sadly would most likely be deemed culturally insensitive today

Nah. I could see another trio co-opting that moniker.

 

I have a batting helmet signed by Jones, Hunter and Stewart.

[Aggies7]

Nah. I could see another trio co-opting that moniker.

I have a batting helmet signed by Jones, Hunter and Stewart.

What, no chad allen? Lew ford?

[Twodogs]

What was polanco doing, grabbing a bite to eat?

Sure seemed like it took him a long time to get there??

[IndianaTwin]

 

Are we sure it was a Twins jersey? They didn't show the front.

 

I think it probably was -- it looked to have the "limestone" trim.  

[yarnivek1972]

So...when do we start cranking the pen?

My guess is when the first two hitters smash doubles next inning.

[70charger]

 

Is he wearing the same number he wore elsewhere? Sure it's a Twins jersey?

 

I guess technically I'm not sure, but nobody else has the navy lettering with red outlines and a small, gold drop shadow.

 

I'm like 90% sure that was a new-style Twins jersey.

[Aggies7]

Polanco: "I'll run the next one out"

[Deduno Abides]

I need to get a Colon jersey.

Make sure you're good at tying it in the back.

[70charger]

 

I think it probably was -- it looked to have the "limestone" trim.  

 

"Limestone trim" sounds better than "small, gold drop shadow," so yeah. What he said.

[yarnivek1972]

I guess technically I'm not sure, but nobody else has the navy lettering with red outlines and a small, gold drop shadow.

 

I'm like 90% sure that was a new-style Twins jersey.

Atlanta doesn't?

[amjgt]

How does that guy have one already? And with the correct number and everything?

It's game-worn. Colon has to change every inning

[Craig Arko]

Make sure you're good at tying it in the back.

I didn't say hospital gown.

[Twodogs]

Polanco: "I'll run the next one out"

He needs to quit thinking and start playing.

[70charger]

 

Atlanta doesn't?

 

Braves have red lettering with a blue outline. They have some gold, but it's only on the tomahawk, it's not a drop shadow.

[Aggies7]

I can always count on TD for top notch adverts

[70charger]

 

Make sure you're good at tying it in the back.

 

In the back? Tie that **** up in front, right above your belly button. It's a classic look.

[yarnivek1972]

SQUEEZE

[70charger]

 

I can always count on TD for top notch adverts

 

You know that's based on your own search history, right?

[Craig Arko]

In the back? Tie that **** up in front, right above your belly button. It's a classic look.

And would go well with a kilt.

[yarnivek1972]

Should have squeezed.

[Aggies7]

You know that's based on your own search history, right?

I can assure you I've never searched up Asian dating sites. Russian, maybe.