Game Thread: Twins v Yankees, 7/18@7:10pm CT (5:10pm PT)

[70charger]

There goes the no-hitter?

[70charger]

Oh come on, Bert! I said that first.

[Squirrel]

This game has the pace of cold peanut butter

Cold pb? Do you ever have it hot?

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

There goes the no-hitter?

 

I jinxed it.

[Aggies7]

Gettin realllll tired of this cooper guy

[Squirrel]

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

I call him Chief.

[70charger]

 

Gettin realllll tired of this cooper guy

 

Yeah, I'm not a big fan.

[amjgt]

#neauMorBert

[USAFChief]

 

Cold pb? Do you ever have it hot?

Hey now.

 

Family site.

[70charger]

Though I do really enjoy the fact that Dick Bremer still can't manage his name.

 

I mean, how hard is Cooper?

[70charger]

 

#neauMorBert

 

This needs to be a thing.

[Aggies7]

Cold pb? Do you ever have it hot?

Usually room temp...but have you ever tried spreading cold PB?

[Craig Arko]

Cold pb? Do you ever have it hot?

Some like it hot.

 

[Aggies7]

Do you how badly I want to see judge K again?

[bird]

 

Didi Gregorius? Didn't she use to work a street corner along Hennepin?

 

 

Nope. I always remember a face.

[IndianaTwin]

 

Its a sano-bomb, from sano rod!

 

All rise -- here comes Sano!

[Aggies7]

Jog after the ball when making what could be an error, Jorge.

[yarnivek1972]

I'm not sure there would have been a play on Judge if Polanco had fielded that grounder cleanly. But he still needs to field it cleanly.

[Aggies7]

Are we very sure that max doesn't have Luftwaffe blood?

[IndianaTwin]

Der Schleider with the catch!

[70charger]

Kepler is getting the whole Superman act down.

[Squirrel]

Do you how badly I want to see judge K again?

No, I don't.

[70charger]

Oh come on, Bert! "Superman imitation"? It's like he's reading this forum and just saying what I say.

[Aggies7]

No, I don't.

And you never will.

[Aggies7]

There's where someone slightly less obese could have made the play

[yarnivek1972]

Apparently Bremer has forgotten the speed of the "Soul Patrol" circa 2001. Jones, Hunter and Lawton

[Aggies7]

Apparently Bremer has forgotten the speed of the "Soul Patrol" circa 2001. Jones, Hunter and Lawton

"Soul patrol" sadly would most likely be deemed culturally insensitive today

[Craig Arko]

I need to get a Colon jersey.

[Aggies7]

What was polanco doing, grabbing a bite to eat?

[yarnivek1972]

"Soul patrol" sadly would most likely be deemed culturally insensitive today

It was the name they gave themselves.