Good for byron

Watch out Buddy the entire Seattle roster thinks Twins pitchers are out to get them.

Cy Gaviglio... Apologies if someone already went there, I just got here.

I think someone won Post of the Day honors earlier in the thread, using that theme. Let me go research that and get back to you...

 

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line"?

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line."

Carnac: I, Ed McMahon...

Ed: Pardon me, your Magnificence?
Carnac: Oh, I just thought, if you were going to repeat everything I said, I'd get you to put me in your will.

Ed: I am sure that my meager savings would be a pittance in comparison to your vast wealth.

Carnac: NBC has been most generous.

Ed: On the other hand, I have only the TWO ex-wives.

Carnac: May you walk a mile under a diseased camel.

Ed: Let us not go there, after all, your Magnificence.

Carnac: You are wiser than you look.

Ed: Would you be so kind as to open the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: (opens envelope) "What does Byron Buxton no longer have to stand in, at Mendoza's Restaurant?"

 

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line"?

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line."

Carnac: I, Ed McMahon...

Ed: Pardon me, your Magnificence?

Carnac: Oh, I just thought, if you were going to repeat everything I said, I'd get you to put me in your will.

Ed: I am sure that my meager savings would be a pittance in comparison to your vast wealth.

Carnac: NBC has been most generous.

Ed: Of course, I have only the two ex-wives.

Carnac: May you walk a mile under a diseased camel.

Ed: Let us not go there, after all, your Magnificence.

Carnac: You are wiser than you look.

Ed: Would you be so kind as to open the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: (opens envelope) "What does Byron Buxton no long have to stand in, at Mendoza's Restaurant?"

They do re-runs of Carson here locally. A lot of it just does not hold up

Sano is either very good, or downright awful.

 

Guess which one tonight.

I'm a big Sano bobo, but... uhg

 

did I spell that right?

Sano is either very good, or downright awful.

 

Guess which one tonight.

He's been pretty rough for a while. Does not appear that the off day helped a whole lot

 

 

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

...

I wrongly predicted a Mike Zunino joke coming

 

He's been pretty rough for a while. Does not appear that the off day helped a whole lot

He takes his hitting slumps into the field with him. That's rare for a big leaguer. 

Dick was too afraid to say that Puig flipped off the crowd yesterday. Had to settle for the lame term "gestured" to the crowd. Eww

Crap, I missed Alf tonight.

They do re-runs of Carson here locally. A lot of it just does not hold up

Just what are you trying to suggest about my humble contribution?

He's been pretty rough for a while. Does not appear that the off day helped a whole lot

Post of the night

 

Sano is either very good, or downright awful.

 

Guess which one tonight.

 

Not sure we can get it right with one guess tonight.

Edited June 15, 20179 yr by LaBombo

Sano-zie-type bomb.

Sano is one strong dude

He takes his hitting slumps into the field with him. That's rare for a big leaguer. 

We can look forward to some web-gems the rest of the game?

Just what are you trying to suggest about my humble contribution?

 

He's always going to be streaky I think. When it is all said and done he'll be a 35/110 guy.

Good thing he had a day off yesterday, against their ace.

 

Oh, wait.....

With our time against Seattle running short, I didn't want to miss an opportunity to remind everyone how much of a cutie Bridget Fonda was in "singles"

Edited June 15, 20179 yr by Aggies7

 

Sano is one strong dude

Yeah. For most players, at some point higher strength gives rapidly diminishing returns on bat speed.

 

Sano is not most players.

I wrongly predicted a Mike Zunino joke coming

I'd like to hear one, if you've got it cued up.

 

I'd like to hear one, if you've got it cued up.

 

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg

The 6 month old is demanding he gets to watch baseball.  He must already know he's named after a Hall of Famer.

Who's this guy pitching

 

Lol

Everyone in the Minneapolis area please pull your cars into your garage. 

 

Don't be alarmed by the baseball-sized hail that will soon begin to fall now that Matt Belisle is on the mound. 

Ben Gamel firmly added to the Jose altuve list which of course contains players the twins simply cannot get out

 

Everyone in the Minneapolis area please pull your cars into your garage. 

 

Don't be alarmed by the baseball-sized hail that will soon begin to fall now that Matt Belisle is on the mound. 

Other than a section of right field wall that will need some repair, we made through the inning unscathed.

 

Other than a section of right field wall that will need some repair, we made through the inning unscathed

This has concluded the Matt Belisle warning.