June 13, 20179 yr 9 pitches. 9 strikes. 3 outs. Nicely done. So, what were your favorite Alex Wimmers memories? Might want to share them now. I suspect that after the game, he will be a memory.Where are we going to keep finding people to pitch? The barrel has been scraped so often that there's a hole in the bottom
June 13, 20179 yr Where are we going to keep finding people to pitch? The barrel has been scraped so often that there's a hole in the bottomPitchers are like Marines. They never die. They re-group.
June 13, 20179 yr It was 2-2 when I walked away. What just happened? That seems to have been the preeminent recurring question for the greater part of the past half decade. Edited June 13, 20179 yr by LaBombo
June 13, 20179 yr Pitchers are like Marines. They never die. They re-group. Funny you should mention that, since there was recently a rumor that Jason Marquis was seen reconstituting near the employee break room at Target Field... http://www.oafe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/t2d.jpg
June 13, 20179 yr It looks like Breslow's making his way off the team. He's going to have to get in line [behind Belisle] and inflate that ERA to 9.00 before the Twins will do anything, however. Edited June 13, 20179 yr by Danchat
June 13, 20179 yr Sounds like proximal dislocitis. Or maybe dextal faringea. Carpal funnel? Is Carpal Funnel caused by over use of the Vorpal Blade?
June 13, 20179 yr Unless Aaron Judge crushes another baseball, I'd say Valencia just got today's prize for exit velocity.
June 13, 20179 yr Is Carpal Funnel caused by over use of the Vorpal Blade?The carpal funnel leads into the carpal tunnel. Channels all finger energy through that teensy hole.
June 13, 20179 yr Are there anymore thirty five year old RPs left? Or journeyman starters?Don't worry. If there are, the Twins will find them. I'm going to cry myself to sleep, knowing full well when I awake the Twins world will be a darker place. How 'bout them Vikings!
June 13, 20179 yr Don't worry. If there are, the Twins will find them. I'm going to cry myself to sleep, knowing full well when I awake the Twins world will be a darker place. How 'bout them Vikings!How about them Vikings? Well, they didn't lose today.
June 13, 20179 yr Okay, so, from what I'm seeing, the Twins have people scratching their heads all the way around, from roster construction today to the draft picks for tomorrow.
June 13, 20179 yr Breslow may pitch the next inning because nobody cares if his arm falls off after this... Edited June 13, 20179 yr by jimbo92107
June 13, 20179 yr Who says there can't be 2-way players in baseball?! I consider Gimenez a part of the bullpen now with how much he's pitched this season.
June 13, 20179 yr I wish i was still at the game so I could yell Giminez you suck when he gives up a hit
June 13, 20179 yr The barrel has been scraped so often that there's a hole in the bottom It's not bad enough they're getting blown out, you gotta remind me I'm due for a colonoscopy? Edited June 13, 20179 yr by LaBombo
June 13, 20179 yr That reminds me I'm due for a colonoscopy. Colonoscopy > Avian flu > Twins playing at home > Jeff Gray
June 13, 20179 yr Wasn't 2017 supposed to be the year that our bumper crop of college relievers was harvested?
June 13, 20179 yr Remember, this FO chose Breslow and Belisle. Didn't need legit options. And Tepesch. And Turley. And more!
June 13, 20179 yr 10 feet short of a homerun. I think this ump was reffing the hockey game last night.
June 13, 20179 yr Garver won't take over the backup catcher spot because he can't pitch... Tim Wakefield isn't doing anything terribly important when he's not color commentarying for Baahhston, and Garver has the shifty look of a knuckleballer to me. Edited June 13, 20179 yr by LaBombo
June 13, 20179 yr GiMENez made the mistake of throwing something that looked almost like a normal pitch. 82 is too fast.
June 13, 20179 yr The correct answer is I'm drunk on a Monday and who the **** cares in a 10 run game.
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