Runs, please!

 

Baltimore play-by-play guy; "Now, Minnesota is the one team that Tillman has never beat.  I kid you not"

Obviously, Tillman didn't pitch against the Twins last year. (no idea if he did or not, seems reasonable, however)

 

Obviously, Tillman didn't pitch against the Twins last year. (no idea if he did or not, seems reasonable, however)

 

I believe he actually started the season opener last year--the rain delay must have prevented him from going at least 5.

okay, bases loaded, 1 out. 

 

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Many years ago Microsoft Word introduced an Autocorrect feature that could turn commonly misspelled words into their corrected form, like 'teh' into 'the.' I discovered that the feature was customizable - you could make your own list of word/corrected word in the program. Feeling like Calvin one day, I got into my brother's business computer. In Word's Autocorrect customizer I entered his name, then on the other side I put "@$$hole." <--Hey, TD's got Autocorrect, too!

 

It was actually a couple days later when I got the call from my brother about that little change...

 

I also did a screen captured of his Windows desktop, hid his icons in a folder, then made the capture image into his Windows wallpaper. Oh, my poor old knee was sore from slapping on that day, I tell ya!

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The Baltimore analyst said he thinks Dozier could easily steal home right now, since Machado is almost 60 feet away from the bag.  Begging the question--why isn't Dozier doing that?

moot point now--nice work Kennys.

who ARE these guys?

I'll never understand why when your defense is in a shift on a lefty that you work the outside portion of the plate.  Great piece of hitting by Vargas.

Vargas!!

2 runs scored, Vargas to second on the throw, after hitting a single. Kepler to third.

 

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Vargas!!

 

Hey Chief!  How ya doin' today?

Let's put up a really crooked number here.

RBIs 'n stuff are good

 

Hey Chief!  How ya doin' today?

Hey Cap'n!  Thanks for askin.

 

Good:  It's my day off.

 

Bad:  Gotta leave soon for the dentist office.  

 

How you doin?

Tillman looks like Gibson out there.

 

Let's put up a really crooked number here.

And Kepler crosses the plate!

 

Edwardo comes through!

2 runs scored, Vargas to second on the throw, after hitting a single. Kepler to third.

 

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You're doing great--please remain standing

3 zip already? Ghaa, I just turned on the TV!!

 

Hey Cap'n!  Thanks for askin.

 

Good:  It's my day off.

 

Bad:  Gotta leave soon for the dentist office.  

 

How you doin?

 

 

The Baltimore analyst said he thinks Dozier could easily steal home right now, since Machado is almost 60 feet away from the bag.  Begging the question--why isn't Dozier doing that?

Exactly. Always lead off the same distance (or a little more, if you're fast) than the fielder is from the bag. 

Rosario has gotten 5 balls, but the count is 3-2. 

In watching Gameday pitch tracks, I don't know that Tillman has thrown a single pitch that would be a called strike yet.

Seriously, Rosario walks. Tillman managed to walk Rosario. Wow.

 

Bases full of Twins again.

 

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Rosario walked?  .290 ob% just went up!

It took Tillman 8 batters before he got a first pitch strike.

Nice start. Would be nice to get a knockout punch from Gimenez or Buxton.

 

Rosario has gotten 5 balls, but the count is 3-2. 

Musta' been tough to swing.  Painful.

 

In watching Gameday pitch tracks, I don't know that Tillman has thrown a single pitch that would be a called strike yet.

 

Ump had a very generous zone in that Gimenez at-bat. 

Cut Gimenez.